average guy

A sweet kind caring guy, who thinks they're average because of low self esteem or because they're not like the other douch bags out their. Average guys make you smile and cry out out happiness not sadness. Averages guys are the best guys to have as boyfriends husbands and friends because no matter what they're the most down to earth sweet loving caring guys who are filled with emotional depth strength and love.
When he says "I'm just an average guy" you got a winner!
by Dictionarylady3598 December 25, 2016
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Average Joe

"Who's that?"
"Eh, just an average Joe."

"In these films the art community is a netherworld aggressively hostile to those average joes... who are not of it."(Carrie Rickey)
by Joseph Tek Fox March 25, 2003
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Average American

A stereotype, (most common in other advanced countries) which stereotypes the majority of America as extremely obese people who do nothing, (and are often unemployed).
"The Average American is a slob who is incapable of doing anything".
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aggressively average

a phrase, coined by Zach, to describe inadequate aspects of himself in a more flattering vernacular
Zach: "My dick is aggressively average."
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The Law of Averages

The Law of Averages is a layman's term used to describe the belief that the results of any given event "work out" or "even out" over a set of trials in the short run.

The LoA's assumes that balance will always occur within a small sample.

Essentially, it is the belief that a rare occurrence will happen given enough time and is similar to the shotgun effect
1) If you flip a coin 10 times, the Law of Averages states that 5 flips will be heads, and the other 5 flips will be tails.

2) If you apply to enough Universities, the Law of Averages states that you will eventually get into atleast one.
by JrBalrog January 2, 2012
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Average

1. The birth canal of a woman. 2. Pussy
Guy 1 - Dude its been forever since I got laid.

Guy 2 - Yeah man, you seriously need to get some average.
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Average Joe

In the world of coffee, an average joe means an average cup of coffee. Usually it falls halfway between watered down cardboard and decent storebought coffee.
I bought a large container of Maxwell House coffee from Kroger and it tasted like an average joe.
by PWS27 May 8, 2017
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