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AVAcado

An incredibly rare species, recently spotted with snazzy blue braces, maybe a failed attempt at a mating call. An all around beam & your daily source of memes. Also your average snapchat spammer, and a good therapist to talk to about your problems.
โ€œOn this fine Sunday morning, I woke up to several snapchat notifications. Must be AVAcado.โ€
by MAILABITCH February 20, 2018
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Avacado

Someone or when someone gets immediate twitches and spasms when Asian cuisine is not in that someone's body for a period of 2 hours or more.
"Oh no hes going Avacado on us."

" Im such an Avacado."
by Kiyo May 13, 2005
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avacation

Avacation: av-ah-key-shuhn The non-job of famous, gifted people who get paid millions for performing their gift, e.g. world class athletes and actors.
If you have an avacation, no need to work.

My avocation is flipping burgers in Boston, but there are probably thousands of pro athletes who only have an avacation.
by euphemismo July 19, 2012
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Avacado

A small greeen sexual fruit
I like avacado
by benco555 April 14, 2019
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nikacado avacado

very sexy mukbanger ๐Ÿ˜โคโค๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
nikacado avacado is hot omg guys
by WAAHHHH October 29, 2021
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avacado head

The unfortunate condition where the head is shaped like an avacado. Also results in a slimy discharge from most orafices which smells like mouldy nachos mixed with faeces.
"That guy stinks like an Avacado Head!"
by El Postino November 20, 2004
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Hairy avacodos

The testicles of an extremely hairy man who doesn't manscape.
So I was giving him a blow job on the rocks and the ice cube got lost in his hairy avacodos.

I was gonna suck you off until I saw your hair avacodos! Gross! Is that a dingleberry ?
by Anonymous Blur May 27, 2017
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