Autograph

As much as some teenage girls want to take credit for being the one to make someone's life hell, a guy signing autographs is not going through a living hell, because he's not having his fingernails or toenails pulled off one by one, or being taken back to the middle ages with various torture devices (true living hell). Wasted time (autographs) and waiting somewhere longer than you should while things move slowly is all purgatory. Get your realms and their definitions straight before you start trying to tell other people about telling shit straight.

The guy signing autographs was certainly in living purgatory, but their wasn't enough actual physical pain to call it anything close to living he'll. Corporal punishment is closer to the realm of living hell (as a mind state or otherwise), and actual torture (not psychological or watching a traumatic movie about it) is closer to true living hell, if there is such a thing. Most of the people who say they made this or that person's life hell are really just pretentious frauds.

by Solid Mantis September 12, 2019

autoapathy

The lack of self interest, enthusiasm, or concern with an individual.

Barbara suffers from autoapathy, she became diabetic, confined herself to wheelchair because she didn't care about taking care of herself.

by Mr. Nate February 17, 2020

autoraampje

best meme account ever in history on instagram

Autoraampje is the best instagram account ever in history!

by 035jay November 24, 2021

autographic

a visual imprint to the brain of a car

I will slash his tires. I know what he drives. I have an autographic memory

by Sodathief August 30, 2022

Autograph Beggar

The websites that force you to provide your details and SIGN in

For fucks sake, I only want to add an expression to Urban Dictionary and they are begging my autograph again.

Too many autograph beggar

by Heyyyyyyyyy March 8, 2023

Autoaptophilia

Autoaptophilia is a made-up sexuality that fetishizes the grooming of someone, it can be romantic or sexual.

Yo, I saw someone post a flag with a candy on it and say they have autoaptophilia, what does that mean?

Gross! That persons a pedophile, don’t interact with them.

by Seen_too_much June 11, 2024

Bovril Autograph

The act of wiping your ass with toilet roll and leaving the shit covered pieces of toilet roll on the side for everyone to see

“Wow that’s a beautiful Bovril Autograph”

by Beau_the_smeg February 7, 2025