automatic loveletter

Automatic Loveletter is an awesome band with a female singer, Juliet Simms, who will kick Hayley Williams ass any day. Their poetic lyrics are inspirational and have a great depth and meaning to them.

Tuma: I saw paramore in concert the other day.
Buttahman: Fuck yeah? Well I saw Automatic Loveletter, and they sing better and have better lyrics.

by Motato October 20, 2008

Automatic Wett

Used in terms when you see a really sexy guy that could "automatically make you wett"

Nesi- "Omg Shelby do you see that guy over there?"
Shelby- "Who? Drevon?"
Nesi- "Yea, he's an Automatic Wett right there!"

by RudeJerk XD March 30, 2010

Automatic transmission

Only faggots drive vehicles with them, if your car/truck has one you are the big gay.

Your Powerstroke can only be had with an automatic transmission which means you're a faggot who loves gargling cocks, real men buy Dodge trucks because they can be had with a manual transmission. Neck yourself gay boi.

by MANUALS 4 LIEF NO FAGGY AUTOS June 30, 2022

automatic shotgun

basicly a semi-auto shotgun that fires faster than a normal shotgun and pumping isnt an option.

a S.P.A.S. shotgun is an automatic shotgun

by pvt.takahashi October 20, 2008

automatic flush grief

The disappointed feeling you have when the automatic flush at Wal-Mart flushes the toilet before you have time to inspect your recently deposited fecal matter.

Colan had automatic flush grief when the toilet at Wal-Mart automatically flushed before he had time to inspect his recently deposited fecal matter.

by petermante April 28, 2011

Automatic transmission

Type of transmission used by women and lazy people. Most Americans use it. Is is a sign you hate cars unless your car is so fast that you actually need it.

No guy ever got the girl by saying:

“Hey! Wanna see me putting my stick in the D mode? It looks cool as hel*.

Ryan: Hey Dave! Can you teach me to drift?
Dave: Sure, what are you driving?
Ryan: A FWD Prius with Automatic transmission.
Dave: *dies

by apexcz June 26, 2020

Automatic No Text

When you get a text and you automatically after one look just think "No, i'm not replying to this text"
Maybe because you are outraged, you're intoxicated or you just plain and simply cannot be bothered.

She sent me a text asking to talk about our relationship and i was play COD so it was an 'Automatic No Text'.

by St4ph12 October 14, 2010