australia

great place but has shit arse weather

tred- fuk im gonna have 2 sell more stok bloody australian weather
dod- yer its either drought, windy, freezing or boilin hot

by taetard March 11, 2007

australia

A country/island that wishes Hummers were sold here. They would have a good use over here, we have the terrain that they could drive on, unlike the US, they use it for city driving, but in a way thats fun because if you have roadrage, its good to be in such a tough vehicle.

Australia needs more hummers

by Capagotks April 30, 2006

australia

not in europe

Person 1: isn't australia in europe
Australian: that's austria, you dumbo

by Epiccat27 September 4, 2019

australia

The best fucking place in the world for so many fucking reason one we dont have school fucking shooting and physco teens two are leader isnt making the whole ciuntry a fucking army 3 because we have sick cunt words and 4 beacuse we dont abuse anaimals we love them and we dont eat cat and 5 because we are the fucking party life and party from 12 in the afternoon from when we wake up and dont stop till 12 the next day and are all here for a good time not a long time so grab your thongs and beer and go fucking life

hey man wanna go to Australia
fuck yes man

get your thongs and board shorts

by aussiecunttkzbkhwbs∂ç June 2, 2018

australia

full of big ego dickheads with no personality, copies and steals from New Zealand. australia is so bad i dont think they should even be capitalized.

australia is gay

by NOSTALGIAN October 8, 2020

Australia

A figment of your imagination where everything is trying to kill you and there are 'roos and weird British sounding people everywhere

Person 1: Did you see that giant 6 foot spider that went viral
Person 2: Yeah, it's from Australia mate

by Dr. Fauci April 30, 2021

Australia

The best country ever with the best people and, most of all, the best Cricket team. The best game comes from there (Aussie Rules) and nobody (other than the english cricketers that they always flog in the ashes) hates Australia

AMERICAN: Dude, I wish I lived in Australia because they are all epic
KIWI: Nah, they just stole our fush and chups
AUSSIE: Mate, we didn't steal it, we just re-invented it and gave it the correct pronunciation

by BMX Hazza April 1, 2013