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Auntie Iya 

Auntie Iya is an entity of unknown origin and hidden godly prowess that appears to take on the form of a large, saggy, overweight middle-aged woman who wears an oversized blue blouse and dark blue pants . Most of the time, she has a dull expression plastered on her face, but despite such lack of expressions, her extremely sexual nature drives her; whenever she gets excited she starts to produce these low frequency moans "hmmmm" and starts being a big creepy pervert. Despite having both sex organs, most of what she thinks of is just being able to place her futanari penis inside someone, or somewhere, at almost any given moment. She is incredibly unhygienic and has extreme body odor, as she has no regard for anything else but her ungodly desires and will do ANYTHING to achieve them. EVERYTHING ABOUT HER IS WRONG, SHE IS THE EMBODIMENT OF EVERYTHING WRONG IN THIS WORLD
Yassicussy: (In a phone call) SHELL, OUR NEIGHBORHOOD`S UNDER QUARANTINE BECAUSE THEY SPOTTED THAT MONSTER AUNTIE IYA
Shellena: Omg...That is is extremely horrifying...I pray for all of us here.... I hope she-
Auntie Iya: Hope she does what, Shelley? hmhmhmhmhm~
Shellena: OMGGGG!!!!!!! AAAA- *phone call ends*
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Auntie Doris 

Knock Knock. Who's there? Auntie Doris. Auntie Doris who? Auntie Doris, the evil witch who took your soul. Auntie Doris, who's been dead for 600 years and can now walk the earth. Auntie Doris, who takes on the form of a man!
Uncle Herb enetered the room carrying a purple robe.
Uncle Herb: I just bought this at Goodwill.
Auntie Doris WHO?!
AUNTIE DORIS, THE EVIL WITCH WHO TOOK YOUR SOUL!
AUNTIE DORIS, WHO'S BEEN DEAD FOR 600 YEARS!
Auntie Doris by Auntie Doris March 23, 2023

Auntie Lolet 

A song by D3 in which you take a piece of clothing, hold it up in front of you, and jump up and down singing "I'M AUNTIE LOLET-OLET~!!!!" (She has SBL)
"I hab to brabe de estorm." ~ Auntie Lolet last night.
Auntie Lolet by BoyBee April 15, 2004

auntie flo 

A colloquial expression for a woman's menstrual cycle.
Auntie flo can also be used in limericks, such as here:

There once was an auntie called flo.
She was sexy and red like Bordeaux.
When she met a vibrator,
She said: come back later,
Cuz today I prefer a regular Joe.
auntie flo by kinkylimerix January 11, 2015

Auntie Sparknotes 

Auntie Sparknotes is a humor/advice columnist at the website sparknotes.com
Auntie Sparknotes and her confidence pants-wearing lobsters vs. Dan Bergstein in werewolf form; who would win?

Auntie Snoop 

Finest Bitch to ever grace this planet
Id let Auntie Snoop suck the meat off my dick

Auntie Em 

Someone who thinks they are ANTM--America's Next Top Model (but rarely are).
Oh my, that girl over there--yeah, the one in the Rock and Republic jeans, white wife-beater, and hair extensions--she is a total Auntie Em!
Auntie Em by Simon Morris December 13, 2004