Astronaut in the Ocean 

The worst song to ever exist. It’s another one of those rap artists trying to throw country into the mix and the lyrics don’t even make any sense?

Doug: “Hey John did you hear the song Astronaut in the Ocean yet?”
John: “You mean that one song that has the lyrics: When your brain goes numb, you call that mental freeze, that doesn’t make any sense whatsoever.”
Doug: Yup you’ve heard it.

Astronaut in the Ocean by Matthewmcconaughey May 21, 2021

Astronaut Diet 

Going a period of time without actually eating just living off liquids and powders.

Last weekend in Hoboken was crazy I was up for three days on an astronaut diet.

Astronaut Diet by MonsterMazi January 25, 2014

astronaut cock 

One who cannot control when his penis becomes erect and resembles a rocket taking off into space.

Taco Terry met us at the strip club and walked around the club with a boner all night long, what an astronaut cock.

astronaut cock by Peachez-757-23336 November 29, 2017

Astronaut Tejas 

Aspiring Astronaut | Future Mars Walker

Astronaut Tejas is Future Mars Walker and Aspiring Astronaut

Astronaut Tejas by anonymous November 24, 2021

Astronaut in the Ocean 

A penis in a Vagina

Person 1: have you seen John?
Person 2: No but I think he does astronaut in the Ocean.

Astronaut in the Ocean by Coolman3264 June 1, 2022

astronaut game 

a game that is very suspicious that internet never shut the fuck up

get that out of my fucking head
astronaut game????????? THATS A BIT SUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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astronaut game by pekayelemtee January 5, 2022

astronaut dirt 

After you eat a girl out, she craps in your mouth and then you throw up on her face.

We had to spray lysol in our apartment room for days to get rid of the stench left over from the last time I gave Cheryl astronaut dirt.

astronaut dirt by Drew123812937190 August 30, 2006