Aston Martin

A superb automobile company. Ford has not "ruined" them in any way. However, Vanquishes are for poseurs who think spending thousands more for a car with a worse power-to-weight ratio than the DB9 and a horrid paddle-shifted manual is the good thing to do. Of course, your average 15-year-old doesn't know that. The DB9 can be had with a proper manual transmission or a smooth paddle-shifted/full-auto AUTOMATIC, weighs less, has the same 6.0-litre V12, costs less, and is objectively a purer GT than the Vanquish. Think about it, kids.

My roommate's old man might buy an Aston Martin DB9. Jesus god!

by The Rev. Eighty-Eight Fingers Butler November 1, 2004

Aston Philp

He loves a guy called Chris Hemsworth he sucked his dick once

Aston Philp was here today and he sucked it

by ReeMaster1 June 24, 2019

aston lees

really annoying character wouldn't recommend

omg i hate aston lees so much

same

by willsaidiot October 20, 2021

dirty aston

Someone by the name of Aston Palmer who has a large cock and loves cars.
Ambitious individual and always gets what he wants.

I was dirty Astonated last night, I still can’t walk, however he picked me up in a lovely MR2.

by Dirty Aston March 30, 2020

Aston Beagles

An absolute gigachad

You are an Aston Beagles

by TAKEN666 January 16, 2021

Aston Villa

Best club in England top spot contenders in the next few years Newcastle are crap and ‘Good Ebening’

Aston Villa best club in England

by AVFC1874 August 31, 2023

Aston Gillette

It’s looking like a muppet but also slightly pleasing at the same time

You look like an aston gillette

by Dan gleeballs August 22, 2022