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asspockets

They are segments of a fart released in succession in order to stiffle the devastating effect of noxious, anally released, gas.
"You guys sure are lucky I dropped those asspockets, and not the whole fart."
by Adam-Bomb September 21, 2008
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AssBucket

A term used to describe an ass of a person without using the word cunt, However, you could also use CuntBucket if you really want to offend that feminist at the party. An AssBucket is, really, just a bucket full of ass.
"OMG JENNIFER SLEPT WITH BRAD" " wow what an AssBucket"
by RedDickJoe July 5, 2017
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assjack

ass jack; Texan
small booster seat used for securing the optimal angle of entry for back-seat-of-the-car sex
"Loren, will you bring that ass jack just a scootch closer so's I can really feel it"
by Fred Civian September 3, 2003
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Assjack

When your wallet or phone is so big when you sit down it pick's up one side of your ass or your whole ass a bit higher and make you lean left or right.
My wallet has so much money when I sit down my assjack makes my right ass cheek higher then the other!
by skywalkerOG March 14, 2015
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assjacked

To be beaten so badly in a game that the loser has to check to see if he still has an ass.
Man, the Raiders assjacked the Cowboys 45-3 yesterday!
by MackDaddyT May 1, 2006
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Assjack

Jack-ass done better. Basically, someone who gets on your nerves so much, it's like a car jack being used on your anus.
"You're such a freakin' assjack." Obviously.
by Robert Akins July 25, 2004
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asspocket

Someone who is overly frugal and a jerk about it.
Scrooge is such an asspocket, he wouldn't even give Bob Cratchit a Christmas bonus because it would be a waste of money.
by beatation February 22, 2011
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