asscaptain

1. One who deems it necessary to boss people around for the sake of shameless self-amusement.
2. One who seeks ass of any kind.
3. One who captains the ass.

Brad should stop telling me what to do. I'm sick of him being an asscaptain.

by Matt Heston September 2, 2008

asscheck

The quick glance taken to scope the goods from behind when someone walks by.

Mike: Will, that guy just caught you doing an asscheck.
Will: He was so cute and smiled when he walked by. I just had to look at his booty.

by Kuch March 20, 2008

assache

1. noun. a pain in the ass.
2. noun. an ache generated by sitting too long.

I've been playing Final Fantasy so long I've given myself an assache.

by censored711man December 14, 2004

Arschbumsen

German term that describes the inserting of one's penis into the rectum of a male/female human or animal.

GERMAN: Das Arschbumsen seines Kaninchens hat dem kleinen Guido viel Freude bereitet.
ENGLISH: The bum-fuck of his bunny gave little Guido a lot of pleasure.

by Keyser Söze, PhD February 1, 2010

Assachusetts

Semi-famous band out of Ann Arbor, MI that built a giant stage and gave a kick-ass performance in their underwear.

Did you see that Assachusetts show? I really want to blow their drummer.

by mr_henry October 18, 2008

Asschin

A person with a chin that is split into two parts down the middle, sort of resembling the crease in a peach.

Lady 1: Did you see that asschin dude over there?

Lady 2: Yeah, he rocks it well though.

by The West is Fightful March 26, 2017

assaholian

assa hol ian
The correct spelling of this word should be assaholian not assholian.
Noun describing a person making a complete and utter pompous ass of oneself stating the most absurd theories.

Larry K of cnbc is a genuine pompous assaholian who shows exaggerated assaholian traits on a daily basis.

by griffon November 7, 2005