Assmancer

Used to describe someone who is extremely good at Anal sex be it receiving or giving or both, sometimes better than oral sex or vaginal sex

girl 1 : "you were right he left my ass sore and my pussy sopping, never thought anal could feel that good"
girl 2 : "Told you he was a assmancer, whenever we do it he leaves me soaking the bed"

"dat was S-class ass, damn she a true assmancer, had me busting under minute"

by Omnimorph January 30, 2019

Asspants

Pants that are used to cover the asscheek(s) and asshole. Most of the time it is used to cover dick/vagina/both. Sometimes used as napkins after masturbation.

Dad I swear, that's just lotion on my asspants.

by Autism Penis December 12, 2019

Ascanio's Day

Eccentric italian meme tradition born from a strange YouTube video of misheard lyrics. On the 8th of January, according to the misheard lyrics of the (popular iranian) song, you are supposed to let the guy named Ascanio in. No expalantions, that is what the song says. Since the spread of the video meme, the 8th of January in now known in Italy as Ascanio's day.

It's Ascanio's Day today! Let the damn boi in!

by Red Velvet Spring January 8, 2021

Ahscan Pete

A person as apolitical as austrian painter
Male Anal Whore
Blonde Curly Hair
Either Twink or Buff or Both

Yannick: Imagine you don't know "Ashcan Pete" .
Justin: Yes imagine, I fucked him in the ass last night.
Ahscan Pete

by Kneter Leter October 6, 2021

nigerian assbang

A person that hangs out in front of your local gas station selling pictures of lesbian camletoes for three dollars and fifty cents so he can put his kid through school you got me

Person 1 Look at the nigerian assbang person 2 don't buy any pictures from him

by Rusty trombone January 20, 2017

dick assman

yep. just a canadian gas pumper from regina with the goddam most unfortunate name(besides phillip ennis or fred you(p. ennis and f. you)

boberto: yo dood check dat sign out
jamal #497071: bruh dick assman is here lol bad name

by totallyurmom February 27, 2022

asscave

asscave was the original image of a woman's gaping asshole, scattered with nearly a dozen clitoral piercings, while her rosey red fingernail polish shined brightly on her hands that were spreading her ass. this legendary image was found years before goatse images started even appearing. a quick google image search for this name should produce results.

that's a disgusting picture, is it goatse? no it's asscave.

by grindking September 26, 2007