assberet

A more pretentious version of an asshat, often accompanied by an ironic moustache, rapist glasses, a general hipster-like demeanor, or in extreme cases a combination of all three.

Kiki's assberet of a boyfriend won't stop sermonizing about how he liked those Chilean miners more when they were still underground.

by KikisBoyfriend November 21, 2010

assbelunker

To be a belunker of ones ass. To pack the fudge, give a human booster shot, or to star on queer eye for the sraight guy. Any one who is referred to as an assbelunker, probably is one, and should crawl inside their own ass and die.

"Eat penguin shit, you assbelunker."
"When your done belunking your self in the ass, can you please help me sweep the floor, Mrs. Langcaster, you assbelunker."
"That vice principal made me get the juice box i threw into the bleachers and throw it in the garbage, so I called him an assbelunker, and he accepted it."

by Nick The Man December 28, 2005

assberger

an ass-loving pervert who is a menace to society and gets away with it because of his/her disease.

Asston is an assberger.

by A_Sure_Scientist June 1, 2010

Assleep

When your butt falls asleep after sitting on it for too long.

After a long Monday at work, I always fall Assleep.

by Case Face September 3, 2007

assteeth

someone who has a tiny cock and has had their ass cheeks surgically removed and put on their teeth

DJ burke has assteeth and has a vagina

what a dinkuspie

by tripod dinkus April 11, 2009

assbench

When a person becomes so horribly obese that when they stand up their backside looks as if it could accomodate a family of four.

Ed: Bro, your mom has a friggen assbench! Check that thing out, I could like put a glass of water on top of it and it wouldn't spill! hahaah

Phil: ....=(

by mrfizzwidget398 July 23, 2009

Assberry

When you fart and it sounds wet like your blowing a raspberry through your asshole

“Ben, Did you just blow a raspberry?”

“No louis it came from my arse it’s a assberry”

by B3NJY2012 August 20, 2019