nigga asscheek walmart

A nigga in walmart with thick asscheeks

Mark: Hey man wanna go to walmart?

Steve: No way, havent you heard?
Mark: Heard what?
Steve: Nigga asscheek walmart

by ig: meme.maniac__ May 25, 2019

Asscheeks

Logan Paul’s boxing skills

Person 1:Dude did u see the KSI vs. Logan Paul boxing match?

Person 2: ya Logan Paul was asscheeks

by ImFunnySometimes August 25, 2018

Asscheeks

Used as an adjective to describe something that is frustrating or ridiculous. Used in the same way as "bullshit."

Can also be used as a noun. See the cheeks.

I can't believe I missed the final exam. That's asscheeks, man.

The IR spectroscopy is not showing the correct structure, which is totally asscheeks.

by dochomie July 7, 2009

wilburs_right.asscheek

A good moot and makes funny content

wilburs_right.asscheek has the best TikTok account

by Olie592 December 28, 2021

Open Asscheeks

The practice of spreading one's asscheeks open with your hands to allow for easier penetration during anal sex.

"Did you do open asscheeks with Jenny last night?" - Bob
"Didn't have to, her ass was already so loose." - Steve

by Stephen D. April 17, 2007

Bag Of Asscheeks

Something you call someone in a derogatory manner, however usually said amongst friends as a joke.

God, Brendan, you're such a fucking bag of asscheeks

by BagOfAsscheeks May 14, 2016

asscheese

Known for people who sit on a chair for extended periods of time (hot climate?) without bathing, and/or fart alot and/or do not bath daily.

Eg; a gamer who plays BF2 for 12 hours straight and shits 2 times thereabouts while resuming gaming. When you scratch your nuts and it feels creamy then you got asscheese/bagcheese.
Remedy: = scrub yer taint and surrounding areas.

by Barrence June 30, 2006