n) A condition caused by digging ones hands into feces or by actually sticking one's hands into an ass. (n) A person who has done either of these things.
I got asshands trying to get that cow shit out of my dog's mouth.
Dammit. Asshands is here. Hide the good bathroom soap.
Dammit. Asshands is here. Hide the good bathroom soap.
by Jackpott September 6, 2020
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Jesus Christ, that was a nice shit! I hope it doesn't leave any matted asshair - I don't want shitstains in my undies.
by Buttceth November 7, 2012
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Aisha is sexy
by Xsaliyahx May 30, 2019
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Mike: See that asshaberdasher over there?
Linda: Yeah, he's goading the crowd into total and complete asshattery! What a fucking buttsnoipe!!!
Mike: See that asshaberdasher over there?
Linda: Yeah, he's goading the crowd into total and complete asshattery! What a fucking buttsnoipe!!!
by Telephony November 27, 2011
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by Acewarriya February 16, 2017
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Yo bro is that aeisha over there?
Yeah bro she's cute. I dated her before, i was a complete jerk to her when we were gong out but she still was friendly to me after. She's a keeper dude
Yeah bro she's cute. I dated her before, i was a complete jerk to her when we were gong out but she still was friendly to me after. She's a keeper dude
by Shutterfly120 November 19, 2017
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Aishani’s are highly charismatic, charming, popular, and always stand out from the crowd. They are kind-hearted and always seek peace. They also have great creative potential and excel in the arts, in addition to having great monetary talent which will make them very wealthy.
Aishani’s are extremely attractive and can seduce anyone—if they wanted to. However, they are very picky in who they decide to settle down with, so if you are dating an Aishani, consider yourself lucky!
Aishani’s are highly charismatic, charming, popular, and always stand out from the crowd. They are kind-hearted and always seek peace. They also have great creative potential and excel in the arts, in addition to having great monetary talent which will make them very wealthy.
Aishani’s are extremely attractive and can seduce anyone—if they wanted to. However, they are very picky in who they decide to settle down with, so if you are dating an Aishani, consider yourself lucky!
“Yo, did you see Aishani yesterday? Her dress was amazing!”
“Yeah, but her speech was also incredible—she has to be one of the smartest people I know.”
“I don’t know how she does everything—and does it all so perfectly!”
“Yeah, but her speech was also incredible—she has to be one of the smartest people I know.”
“I don’t know how she does everything—and does it all so perfectly!”
by RaniRaniAndRani January 4, 2020
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