Ashling

Someone who you love with all of your heart and the only thing you want to do is let them know how much you care for them and how wonderful you think they are. Especially so when they don't entirely believe you and you're left wondering how to make them understand that they're literally the best person in the world for you and perfect in every way for you.

guynumber1: "So I told her how I felt"
guynumber2: "How did she respond ?"
guynumber1: "Typical Ashling response..."

by DefinitelynotLouis May 17, 2015

Assing

The act of showing somebody your ass without them asking you to.

“Ass him.”
“We kept assing everyone we chatted with on Omegle.”
“We just assed this guy.”
“This man didn’t see the assing coming.”

by Kydsun June 1, 2020

Are you asking me out?

Something random that you say in response to any statement or question thrown at you by another, in an attempt to embarrass that person.

This should be said in a voice loud enough to be heard by others, in order to get the full effect.

Very similar to the famous Billy Madison line "No, I won't make out with you!"

Guy: Hey, can I borrow a piece of paper?
Girl: Are you asking me out?

by K_Lizzle December 1, 2006

cat assing

To play a computer game, especially an Massive Multiplayer Online (MMO), for extreme lengths of time. This may come at the expense of hygiene, social interaction, even nutrition. Popularized by the article "The Surreal World" by Hayes Reed where he described an Ultima Online obsessed friend's apartment as, "A den of cat ass and murdered time."

Did you hear that Jim was cat assing on WoW for so long, he actually got scurvy from eating nothing but ramen?

by Nelsormensch July 9, 2007

aching lungs

The feeling when your lungs ache painfully, cause undetermined.

OMG, I feel so disorientated, my aching lungs are totally aching.

by Heidi McLovin February 6, 2009

Asking Alexandria

Asking Alexandria are an English Post Hardcore band from York, North Yorkshire, formed in 2008. Founded when rhythm guitarist Ben Bruce contacted old friends after moving back from Dubai, the current line-up consists of Bruce, vocalist Danny Worsnop, lead guitarist Cameron Liddell, bass guitarist Sam Bettley and drummer James Cassells.

In 2009 they released there sophomore album Stand Up And Scream followed be a tour with Madina Lake and Alesana. There very good, still very unknown. My favorite song by them right now is A Single Moment Of Sincerity. Within the first 15 seconds your wrapped up in the screams and the amazing lyrics. They are worth your time to listen too. The bands they best relate to are The Devil Wears Prada and Bring Me The Horizon for there screams/lyrics.

person 1: DUDE! did you get the new asking alexandria album Stand Up And Scream?

person 2: yea its so epic.

one: yea! its like bring me the horizon, the devil wears prada and enter shikari had a baby!

by thatchickfromthatconcert. January 1, 2010

Asking for a friend

Usually people will say this when they’re asking for themselves but to embarrassed. Some people are actually asking for a friend when they say this but people still assume they’re talking about themselves.

Jennifer: is your cousin single? Asking for a friend.
Todd: do you like him?
Jennifer: no, I’m actually asking for a friend. I’m not gonna say who though.

by nutella137 July 21, 2020