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A - Z of Apocalypses

So many to choose from! One is bound to come true.
A – Ape Uprising
B – Black Hole
C – Collision
D – Dinosaurs Return
E – Everyone Dissapears
F – Food Fights Back
G – Gravity Fails
H – Hollacaust Again
I – Insect Overlords
J – Jesus Returns
K – Killer Bees
L – Lemming Syndrome
M – Machine War
N – Nuke
O – Ovary Expiration
P – Pandemic
Q – Quake
R – Rapture
S – Solar Flare
T – Triffids
U – UFO Strike
V – Volcanos
W – Water World
X – Xenophobia
Y – You’re in teh Matrix
Z – Zombies
When Bob bought his Big Mac at Mcdonalds, he was surpised when he went to take a bite, it took a bite of him. The end. (of the world) (Food fights back, from F, "A - Z of Apocalypses"
by .:Stormie:. October 16, 2009
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Sassy Man Apocalypse

An outbreak of men that want to live a soft life and be treated like a princess.
"But we are in a sassy man apocalypse– the men are going into their soft girl era." said Lay Bankz.
by SexieLexie94 October 5, 2023
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wallet apocalypse

The event of multiple purchases over a short amount of time.
Adam: "Have you seen all the awesome video games coming out this month?"

Luke: "Yeah... it's going to be a wallet apocalypse."
by KCS DuMaH November 4, 2008
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Walking Apocalypse

An individual that is such a bad ass that Chuck Norris wont fight them.
I barely survived an encounter with Steve he's a walking apocalypse.

Walking Apocalypse
by Urban Dictionary investor July 29, 2012
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One Man Cheeseburger Apocalypse

Being a one man cheeseburger apocalypse means you want a craving large of fast food, Burger King to be exact.

“ I could go for a Barbecue bacon burger, and a large order of fries, and an orange soda with no ice, and a piece of hot apple pie.”
1 - “gohd damn I am really a one man cheeseburger apocalypse
2 - “what the fuck are you on about.”
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Apocalypse acid

When one drops acid at the least opportune time. Examples include: before attending a football game, before entering a warzone, before going to work, or during any other type of public mass event.

LSD, like any other strong hallucinogen, is not a drug to be taken in close proximity to large groups of people. The large amount of chatter and noise would create intense paranoia and fear in the user, and the person could very probably have a nervous breakdown.

This phrase is a play on words, originating from the movie Apocalypse Now. One of the main characters, a drug user, claims that he had been saving a tab of acid for a rainy day. Before entering a warzone, he claims that he had dropped the tab, and proceeds to act like somone who is tripping balls.
Hippie 1: Dude, I once dropped three tabs before I went to my class prom.
Hippie 2: Jesus! That must have been apocalypse acid!
by Penumbra Ninja guy December 13, 2008
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Zombie Apocalypse

A party or gathering at which a large group of elderly people will get up and shuffle around under the guise of dancing.
"It was my gran's 80th birthday party last night. It was a fucking Zombie Apocalypse."
by John The Happy Black Man September 13, 2005
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