A mix between the current outbreaks of Bird (Avian) Flu and Swine Flu, if you are unlucky enough to catch both, it is known (conveniently) as Armageddon Flu, because if you catch it (scientifically proven you CAN catch both at once) you will die. No chance about it. Death is guaranteed.
Catch Armageddon flu and find out.
Beware. You won't live long, but hey, if you live long enough, you could be a scientific guinea pig and earn a lot of cash for your family.
Beware. You won't live long, but hey, if you live long enough, you could be a scientific guinea pig and earn a lot of cash for your family.
by Doctor Know-It-All May 13, 2009
Get the Armageddon Flu mug.Related Words
A being of status equal to lucifer himself that causes misery to those around him... This being tends to pick on the weak and those who wave around their strength and creates a situation that makes a failure of them.
by Devil Syndicate July 7, 2020
Get the armageddon devil mug.1) Someone who thinks they have nothing to lose, so they decide to ruin everything for everyone else
2) Someone who will sink the ship to kill the captian.
2) Someone who will sink the ship to kill the captian.
Dude 1: Hey man, what've you been up to?
Dude 2: Not much, just buying all of the Gamestop stock I can in order to financially ruin the billionaires who left me poor and destitute, and crash the stock market as an added bonus.
Dude 1: Wow, sounds like you've got one hell of an Armageddon Complex.
Dude 2: Not much, just buying all of the Gamestop stock I can in order to financially ruin the billionaires who left me poor and destitute, and crash the stock market as an added bonus.
Dude 1: Wow, sounds like you've got one hell of an Armageddon Complex.
by AFknDegenerate January 29, 2021
Get the Armageddon Complex mug.by Herbie Hancock June 30, 2004
Get the worms armageddon mug.An Awesome Mortal Kombat Game That You Can Pretty Much Be Every Character in the Mortal Kombat Series
by Seagulls Of Satan October 1, 2008
Get the Mortal Kombat Armageddon mug.1. Two simultaneous end of the world scenarios.
2. An end of the world scenario so horrific that the word armageddon does not suffice.
2. An end of the world scenario so horrific that the word armageddon does not suffice.
by kris takahashi December 23, 2008
Get the Double Armageddon mug.