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Akera

Akera's are sweet and loving girl who would just about do anything for their friends, family and hubby/boyfriend.

She is popular and is sometimes a dumbass.

She would put others pain on himself to make them feel happy even if he had a bad day.

Which isnt fair.

If you know an Akera, pamper her every now and then because he deserves it.

Boys envy her hubby/Boyfriend.

And girls sometimes wish they were her.

Boy names beginning with C, J and G usually fall for her.

She is hard to stay mad at and usually makes you laugh alot.
She is sometimes bitchy
Everyone loves and wants to a be a Akera
by kissable_ November 29, 2011
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Arked

(ärkt) 1. When a Game that had plenty of time in Early access or beta programs, is filled with bugs, glitches, exploits, and routinely crashes long after the official release of the game. 2. When the game you love and have supported through the intentional individual purchase of each dlc instead of purchasing the full season pass constantly screws you over on a regular basis via broken coding.
I was playing on the Hardcore Ark servers on a level 100 character who had all the tekgrams unlocked when the game crashed and I drown in two feet of water, I just got Arked so hard!. (or) The company Wildcard just Arked its entire community with a recent patch.
by Cpt Flags August 7, 2018
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Akerna

Akerna is the dried up residue stored in the fat rolls of a morbidly obese woman’s taint. Stemming from a cream pie parade, generally involving at least 2 loads of scat they are also known as cream puffs in some circles.
Stacy got her taint pressure washed and had a ton of akerna in there. Not only did they set a new record, but they had to call Hazmat! She will likely get a kern burn if she's not careful.

Those MJF are no joke. I don't mess around when it comes to mucus jizz farts.
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Levi Ackerman

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Oh my God, if only Levi Ackerman was real.
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An Ardernity

Its no longer an Eternity its an Ardernity:

“Once again the Prime Minister has made an announcement about an announcement, leaving us waiting an Ardernity for a decision,” says ACT Leader David Seymour.
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