Appliances

The sum total of facial applications, such as nose rings, lip rings, eyebrow rings, earlobe plugs.

He has quite an assortment of appliances.

by MykeyLikesIt September 15, 2014

Appling

n. The act of throwing pre-softened Apples at public objects while sitting on the window of a moving car.

Yo homeslice, Acme is having a fresh produce sale. We should totally go appling tonight!

by Johngie October 25, 2011

Applicunt

An applicant for a position or process (e.g., certification) who is the lowest common denominator of applicant who causes the most trouble for the least result and basically manages to shoot themselves in the foot (tread on their own dick) at every turn.

At this place, we only get two kinds of customer. Applicants and applicunts.

by sociopath9 April 15, 2009

bae application

A cooler term for an arranged marriage where you're basically applying for a bae.

Rahul started sending out bae applications last week after finishing med school.

by RajtheStud April 20, 2019

Dentist Appointment

(n.) A terribly unsatisfying blowjob; a blowjob involving too many teeth for the penis's own good

Dave: I would LOVE to get some head from Kate
Kyle: You would like to think so, but I got head from her the other day, and it was a god damn DENTIST APPOINTMENT!

by Ankylosaurus February 25, 2010

dentist appointment

The excuse for escaping an awkward social moment, boring party, bad day at work, or any other situation you'd rather not be a part of. The intent is to express disdain for the situation - saying you have a dentist appointment when you clearly don't (because it's nighttime, or the weekend, or whatever) amplifies the effect and sarcasm. Synonymous with "this sucks, and I'm leaving".

Used in speech, the dentist appointment can either be how you explain your departure from your current environment, or what you say to someone while giving a recap of the situation and why you left.

Jill: "Hey Matt! Leaving already?"
Matt: "Yeah. Dentist appointment."
Jill: "...but it's 8 p.m. on a Sunday."

"I was trying to watch the movie, but then Sue and Mike started making out, so I had a dentist appointment."

by CapheineJuan June 27, 2007

appnin

lazy assed welsh slang for "how are you?" or "whats happening?"

appnin dave?
not bad dave.. appnin?

by badbestfriend November 14, 2004