Applebee's is a living nightmare for both employee and customer. Orders will almost always be late because the underpaid workers don't give a damn.
Employee: "Welcome to Applebee's. Would you like the apples or the bees?"
Customer: "Uhh... Bees?"
Employee: "THEY HAVE SELECTED THE BEES."
Customer: "Wait..."
*Employee advances while shaking a jar of bees.*
Customer: "Uhh... Bees?"
Employee: "THEY HAVE SELECTED THE BEES."
Customer: "Wait..."
*Employee advances while shaking a jar of bees.*
by Bill Nye the Science Eye January 19, 2022
Get the Applebee's mug.Getting blitzed at Applebees is a term that can apply to getting fucked up at any chain restaurant. Preferably on cheap signature drinks. With apps obvi.
“Dude let’s go get blitzed at Applebees this weekend.” “Heck yeah dude wanna go to Chili’s” “idk man I was thinking like TGIFridays”
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The set time that will occur quite soon - when the world's apples become poisonous and people tragically die one by one. This time was originally based on a bestselling movie, but then after being researched turned out to be something that could actually occur in the next few years. So beware of the apples around you.
"An apple a day keeps the doctors away... or does it?"
"An apple a day keeps the doctors away... or does it?"
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Get the applebee mug.An inexpensive means of entertaining an elderly woman, requiring only male shamelessness and her healthy libido.
by Texpert November 21, 2010
Get the Taking Grandma to Applebees mug.A contraction of "Applebee's" and Beezies, this generally means the typical woman one would find at Applebee's on any given night of the week. They tend to be tan, tall, range in age from 24 to 35 and tend to drink a lot. While not lacking in attractiveness, they tend to be very similar in both style and personality to one another. Applebeezies will be wild in bed if you have the money for their cocktails but usually won't be able to explain General Relativity if you bring it up on the ride home.
My friend Pete went drinking with Jerry and they brought home a couple of Applebeezies from the bar. One of them turned out to be a girl I had tutored in basic algebra for 3 months in college and she still failed the class.
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