Allergy Marching Band

An organization welcoming people who blow their noses loudly during class or in other public places resembling sounds made by various band instruments including trumpets, low brass, and woodwinds.

"Dude, Matt blew his nose so loudly he could have joined the Allergy Marching Band."

by Yu Ann Noyme March 3, 2009

Crime-Alert

Verb: To Rape, Assault, Mug, Sexually Harass, Victimize, Emotionally Traumatize, Engage in Surprise Butt-Sex, Polar Bear Hunting, with use of knife, gun, or various pointy objects. Occurs at any time of day on college campuses primarily after midnight, and is promptly reported by the local police department via email. And instead of taking measures to prevent said crime-alerts, local law enforcement officials proceed to raid bars and hand out numerous underage drinking tickets.

Jane was walking home late on a friday night, and was crime-alerted by two big dudes, with a gun. But thank God the police were at the bar to give Johnny got an underage drinking ticket.

by PolarBearHunter002 November 17, 2010

lead allergies

This is a reference to being shot or at risk of being hit by a lead bullet.

Man, if you go to that neighborhood you better not have any lead allergies!

by I, Wreckerrr July 2, 2021

Alero

A first name for females.It is a Nigerian name meaning Grace of the land and good things to follow.

Girl #1My name is Alero.
Girl #2 Are you named after that car....?
Girl #1 I had the name before the car did!!!!!

by Leri-chan April 19, 2006

banger alert

When a dope ass song comes on you shout this out

When someone turns on that new hit by 21 Savage
"BANGER ALERT!"

by Fuckme456 February 9, 2019

Amber Alert

A message that conveys information about a recently missing or abducted person, usually displayed on electronic signs positioned along roadways. This message is broadcast by mass media, intended to enlist the public's help in finding the abducted person and often in catching the abductor.

It is an acronym for "America's Missing: Broadcast Emergency Response"

It was named in honor of 9 year old Amber Hagerman, who was abducted and murdered.

Lady: did you hear about elizabeth smart?
Man: No, who's that?
Lady: She was abducted, i heard about it on the news.
Trucker: She's right. There's an Amber Alert on her, i saw the broadcast along I-80 this morning.
Man: oh.

by g-diggity June 1, 2006

Jim adler

When you take a line of coke and then a shot of liquor. It hits you like the Texas hammer.

Texas just scored a touchdown. We need to call Jim Adler.

by Nimadan October 12, 2019