Alternageek

A person who does not look like a stereotypical nerd/geek/brain.

Prep #1: Like, oh my gah!! Look at the geek in the Led Zep-puh-lin shirt!!!
Prep #2: Isn't he, like, the val-uh...val-uh...smartest one in the class?
Prep #3: Oh, him? He's like, an alternageek, duh!!!
All: EWW!!!

by Alternageek #1 December 29, 2004

Alternateen

Not to be confused with the other (incorrect) definition of alternateen (which actually is an umbrella of Punk, Poserpunk, Emo, Scene, Goth, Hardcore, Grindcore, and Death Metal, all in one tight little generalization), Alternateens are the undereducated Hipsters. They look relatively indie, but stay within earth tones, have close to hippie-esque hair, and tend to say they listen to "Alternative Music" not knowing the specifics of the genre. Alternative encompasses all subgenres of rock (see whats above, give or take some). Alternateens are mostly found in small towns and are teenagers that try too hard with knowing so little about culture.

We were walking down the street in that tiny port town when we passed a teen center surrounded by Alternateens, who gave us the nastiest look.

by regretsareawaste April 9, 2008

alternatelligent

Something outside "the norm" which is really quite smart.

Cooperative Businesses, Organic Ethnic Food, Pierced Eyeglasses

by InaGoddessEye December 16, 2004

Alternate Grandma

The grandmother that you and your cousins don't have in common.

"I've never met that person, she is Joe's Alternate Grandma; she and I are not related by blood."

by Goombaguy November 21, 2011

alternian

A language used by trolls on homestuck it is read from bottom to top and right to left it resembles daedric but upside down and reverse hence the alternate

Karkat was speaking to sollux in alternian

by HometuckObsessed March 4, 2015

alternate dick

When your girl swaps out with another guy during sex.

My girl was screwing me and she used her alternate dick half way thru.

by Aireas April 2, 2016

alternate elector

1. Seditious traitor.

A member of the GOP recommended alternate electors in an attempt to overturn the legal election.

by island thinker December 15, 2020