alter ego

In the work place, it is a character assigned to someone that people give behind that person’s back. It is usually a comical, derogatory name or personality, weighing heavy on specific traits, such as a bad memory, meanness, or carelessness.

Crystal’s alter ego, Nina, has entered the room.

by Laurasia505 February 24, 2009

alter–egoism

expanded egoism that is focused on alter ego, a significant other for whom you care as much or even more than for yourself.

Chekhov's Darling is a perfect example of alter–egoism: she gives herself up to her loved ones and lives solely by their interests and feelings. This is her way to cherish her own ego.

Alter–egoism is different from altruism. Altruism is indiscriminate selfless concern for the well-being of others, whereas alter–egoism is very selective: it is directed on alter–egos, i.e. the chosen ones, and thus retains certain qualities of egoism.

by Mike November 3, 2012

alter eghoe

when some ones alter ego is a hoe. shy in the streets, a sket in the sheets

person 1: venos is so quiet

person 2: yeah but she has such an alter eghoe

by CharlotteBrontë September 28, 2018

alter ego

The hand you use to masturbate.

My alter ego and I are gonna stay in tonight and get aquainted with Jenna Jameson's new movie.

by Lithium Bullet June 30, 2008

Alter highschool

Name of a school known for bad sportsmanship, rich snobby kids, parents who never wanna leave highschool and the ugliest school colors known to man, piss yellow and poop brown, don't let that fool you their parents are even worse when it comes to being full of themselves

Damn did you see that kid disrespecting his parents? - must be an alter highschool kid

Why are your clothes so ugly? - this is my alter uniform

by Tbear27 May 13, 2016

Alter Bridge

A band made up of Myles Kennedy and the members of Creed minus Scott Stapp. They still sound pretty Creed-ish, but they're getting better. At least they don't play all their songs in the key of D...

Yeah, I saw Alter Bridge's video. It sucked ass.

by BLARG man October 8, 2004

Alter your Ring Tone

You can alter your Ring Tone by squeezing the cheeks of your arse together!!

To 'Alter your Ring Tone' As you fart squeeze the cheeks of your arse together, this alters your ring tone??

by kermit999 October 23, 2009