find me in the alps

A less abrasive way of saying “Fuck me in the ass”

Can also be used as a “clean” insult,
“Go find yourself in the alps”

The term originates from TV friendly airings of the film “The Big Lebowski” on Comedy Central where the line “go fuck a stranger in the ass” was replaced with “Go find a stranger in the alps”

when youre getting pegged by a Thai ladyboy but mom said cursing is bad

“FIND ME IN THE ALPS”

by TheBirdWillNeverMockAgain March 22, 2022

ALP

Aunt Laurie's literally shit

I eat ALP everyday!
Aunt Laurie brought over some special fudge made of ALP for her niece and nephew.

by Spermy butt August 26, 2022

Alp

an adjective used to describe a creepy person

Person 1: Oh I love watching children *slurps*
Person 2: You are such an Alp

by Alplexle December 28, 2017

Alps

In Snowboard/Ski slang, mountains are often referred to as "alps".

Broo, those alps in Breck got so much fresh pow pow last night, were gonna shred!

by Randy Holestuffer November 21, 2020

ALP

Abbreviation for: Age, Location, (Sexual) Positions

Messenger: Hey, ALP?

by J.BoiBlu April 9, 2020

Alp

Josh Arbon is an Alp.

You look like a bit of an Alp.
God I hate Alps.

by Jordan Kotsos June 28, 2021

Alp

Ass-licking-pussy
When someone is being a simp or other traits of being called Leonard

Jessica- leanord is such alp all he tried to pay for my coffee and food at the cafe ever since I got hot from highschool
Jessica 2- he's such a dickhead

by Tiktoktrendz January 28, 2021