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alphabet of manliness

A book written by Maddox. Published May 30th, 2006.

This book is guaranteed to make you a badass motherfucker just like Maddox, and the chapters are defined below:

A is for Ass-Kicking
B is for Boners
C is for Copping A Feel
D is for Dump, Taking A
E is for Enlightenment (Women have never invented anything)
F is for Female Wrestling
G is for Gas
H is for Hot Sauce
I is for Irate
J is for Jerky, Beef
K is for Knockers
L is for Lumberjack (Caveman -> Viking -> Pirate -> Lumberjack)
M is for Metal
N is for Norris, Chuck
O is for Obedience (Training for Women)
P is for Pirates
Q is for Quickie
R is for Road Rage
S is for Sneaking a Peek
T is for Taunting
U is for Urinal Etiquette
V is for Violence
W is for Winner
X is for XXX
Y is for Yelling
Z is for Zombies
In the Alphabet of Manliness, there is a list of all definitive winners in history. They are as follows:

- Me

- King Ghidora

- Steve Buscemi

- Lesbians

- Flying Squirrels

- Red Twizzlers

- Castlevania: 1, 3, 4, Symphony of th eNight, Dawn of Sorrow

- Kung Pao shrimp

- Theodore Roosevelt

- Moshi Moshi

- Ivan the Terrible

- Extra sharp cheddar cheese

- Monsters

- Fried chicken

- Chops
by TaterMySalad June 11, 2006
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Alphabet soup

That ever-expanding collection of sexual minorities that identify themselves with initialisms or acronyms that are more or less completely opaque to the uninitiated.

Includes, principally, the LGBT spectrum (LGBTQIQGQASA...) and the kink spectrum (BDSM, CBT, D/s, etc.)
Quinn was an asexual lesbian hermaphrodite, and a submissive masochist -- and therefore didn't swim in the alphabet soup, but dived in it.
by DancingKali November 6, 2011
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alphabet song

Guy: I JUST REALISED THE ALPHABET SONG IS TWINKLE LITTLE STAR
Other Guy:My childhood is destroyed
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alphabet lore

A masterpiece of a story where the characters are all letters. It is unironically better than any anime and marvel movie ever made, with no dialogue it tells a story with a deep history and yet all the letters are able to say is their own name. All things considered it is a true masterpiece and should win an Oscar.
Have you watched alphabet lore?
yeah, shit was unironically better than anything Marvel has done in years
by snakeheadsexer September 17, 2022
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alphabet boys

A slang term meaning C.I.A, F.B.I, I.R.S, D.A, P.O, or C.O
Yo, ball out Squalie, dem alphabet boys is comin.
by Ballatition on a mission February 8, 2006
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alphabet fatigue

A state of exhaustion caused by extreme and endless bombardment of LGBTQ advocacy online, in the news, and depicted in pop culture. Created by radio and podcast personality Adam Carolla.
Everywhere I turn I'm hit in the face with LGBTQ; I've reached alphabet fatigue.
by Monkeynose June 18, 2022
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alphabet lore

something that turned popular only for fans to ship letters
GUY 1: hey i shipped F with N from Alphabet lore
GUY 2: shoots guy 1
by cooldude2144 November 13, 2022
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