Someone who has sexual relations with an alpaca. Often used as in insult to specify someone so infuriating or annoying that a specific animal needs to be mentioned when insinuating they enjoy bestiality.
"Try that again you dirty Alpaca Fucker" often said when someone attempts a cheap shot.
"Fucking alpaca fucker cut me up the twat"
"Fucking alpaca fucker cut me up the twat"
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An alpaca shaver was having an affair with the alpaca owner. Since the guy was married she deviced a code for telling people she was sleeping with the guy. She will say" I was shaving his alpacas last night" code for the hairdresser playing with the old dude's balls!
Yeah, I was shaving his alpacas last night!affairbootyshaving alpaca playing with an old dude's balls- shave the alpacas girl
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