abliteratingswag

Justin is a kid with such furious swag that he will be the cause of a jealous astroid to slam into the earth ending all life as we know it. This man has such a studly man that even men call him a man. He has been described as a man whose penis had a weight of over 9000 pounds. He is a beast who only knows how to lift. He is so damn jacked. Seriously. He's jacked.

Holy abliteratingswag, that Justin kid is so cool.

by justinandisrael February 6, 2014

Illiteration

n. A failed attempt at reading or throwing shade.

Bianca Del Rio is a master at destroying those who commit egregious acts of illiteration.

by HabeshaCurl80 January 25, 2015

illiteration

When you use an alliteration but you are to stupid then its called an illiteration.

Oh your Illiteration, is so retarded!

by the allnoing June 25, 2018

alliteratizationable

What Wren Weichman calls having similar sounding words next to each other to describe something.

He used it here at 5:47 in 'I Will Make the World's Largest Phone Battery' on youtube.

The captions misread him as saying 'alliterate has a channel bull' though.

Wren is a national treasure and any words he makes up are as well.

This battery is very fragile, it's very volatile, and it's very venerous...I was trying to be alliterate..alliterative...alliteratizationable!

by SierraLVX February 14, 2020

ALTERation

What one or both members of da unfortunate couple at a shotgun wedding would likely wish could be granted regarding da terms of da marriage agreement.

I never could understand da rationale behind a loose-with-his-zipper dude's being forced to marry da gal whom he'd gotten preggo but was otherwise unwilling to stand by --- presumably da girl's parents would not even want a "deadbeat dad" like him as a reputation-sullying member of their formerly-respectable family, anyway. Maybe "'way back when" during da time when shotgun weddings were more common, there were not da legal "ALTERation" possibilities yet dat would merely require da dude to pay child-support, not actually live in da same household as da new mother.

by QuacksO February 6, 2023