When a guy sucks another guy's dick, then spits the semen in his ear and licks, then licks his dirty ass, spits the shit on the other ear, and licks it. Meanwhile, the other guy must be moaning a Harry Styles song.
Wow, look at him. I'd love to do him a dirty Alfonso.
He did me a dirty Alfonso. I couldn't stop moaning to "Watermelon sugar".
He did me a dirty Alfonso. I couldn't stop moaning to "Watermelon sugar".
by Heymynameistaken November 22, 2021
A dark Alfonso is someone that literally hates upon light-skinned mofos** and uses the skin color as dictation on everyday stories or life encounters
Damn Jamal is a DARK ALFONSO his ass just literally looked at someone's skin and said damn he got it better than me I hate being a DARK ALFONSO
by mindmymatterinmattersmind April 27, 2025