Alberto
Some nigga that wants to “go back home”.
Likes to watch anime and jerk off to hentai. Really good at Minecraft. Sees the world in black & white. Very realistic and pessimistic. VERY MEAN AND YELLS AT HIS FRIENDS. Friends are useless like Sakura Haruno. Lowkey loves his friends and family he just stubborn. Kawaii in the streets but Senpai in the sheets.
Likes to watch anime and jerk off to hentai. Really good at Minecraft. Sees the world in black & white. Very realistic and pessimistic. VERY MEAN AND YELLS AT HIS FRIENDS. Friends are useless like Sakura Haruno. Lowkey loves his friends and family he just stubborn. Kawaii in the streets but Senpai in the sheets.
Alberto
An alberto is a poo-ho, a very undesirable woman. This word references Alberto Pojols (pronounced Alberto Poohos)
Origin:
Poo- fecal waste
Ho- a prostitute
Usage: often used by a friend to stealthily alert one that he is flirting with a poo-ho
Origin:
Poo- fecal waste
Ho- a prostitute
Usage: often used by a friend to stealthily alert one that he is flirting with a poo-ho
A man is talking to a very unattractive woman at a party, and his friend walks up to him, saying, "Alberto is on the phone for you. Let it ring."
Alberto by Poobamaster December 4, 2007
alberto
A guy who is cocky, sarcastic but very intelligent and sweet. He is a bi sexual man who will go after anything that his heart desires. But overall he gets what he wants but what he gets will mostly be a guy or looks like one.
alberto by Bj Martinez June 8, 2013
alberto
alberto is a very athletic boy who is smart but dumb at times, he is fine af and knows it. alberto loves soccer but sucks ass at it.
alberto by ampy bambi November 24, 2021