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An apocalypse theory where a herd of alpacas (A llama-related member of the camel family) come to attack our planet and spit double rainbows.
An apocalypse theory where a herd of alpacas (A llama-related member of the camel family) come to attack our planet and spit double rainbows.
1- "This has been a really awful day."
" At least it wasn't the alpacalypse!"
2- "I better say my goodbyes, tomorrow is the alpacalypse."
" At least it wasn't the alpacalypse!"
2- "I better say my goodbyes, tomorrow is the alpacalypse."
by Murf The Alpaca Raiser December 12, 2011
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A alpaca with a horn from a horn from a unicorn.
Some non gender specific being named EllaQuince think that alacorns (a unicorn and Pegasus hybrid) is the most bad ass creatures to exist in the realm of mythological horses but that non gender specific being clearly has not herd of alpacorns.
Some non gender specific being named EllaQuince think that alacorns (a unicorn and Pegasus hybrid) is the most bad ass creatures to exist in the realm of mythological horses but that non gender specific being clearly has not herd of alpacorns.
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Get the alpaca mug.When you are getting jerked off and the lotion on the girls hands wears off and it feels like you are getting an indian burn on your junk, then tearing the thin layer of skin off your penis, resembling the shed skin of a snake.
dude it was terrible, my girlfriend accidentally gave me an apache snakeskin last night because we ran out of KY. now my wiener is all blistery and scabbing.
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Jon: I didn't know Dave was an Apache pilot
Randy: Yeah, why else would he be referring to himself as God's gift to women after finishing a half gallon of rum last night?
Randy: Yeah, why else would he be referring to himself as God's gift to women after finishing a half gallon of rum last night?
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