you ain’t right

It’s old Southern slang meaning “you’re silly” or “you’re being funny”.

Person: *tells joke*
Other Person: *laughs* You ain’t right.

by AzaleasSuck November 21, 2018

Bitches ain’t shit

All my exes

“Damn Timmy,she already got a man. Bitches ain’t shit on moms’

by Yaniggatony July 19, 2019

Ain’t that just the way

Describing of an inconveniencing or disappointing outcome spoken by a person(s) who has excepted the outcome for what it is rather than being upset

Synonyms: “It do be like that sometimes” or “It is what it is”

(After the office worker ran out of pencils at the worst time and no one has extras) “Well ain’t that just the way.”

by SoftLeaf November 5, 2021

i ain’t gay

A way to say no in style.

Someone: want some weed.

You: I ain’t gay.

by Sliced_Ramen October 9, 2018

you ain’t cut

You say this to your friend when they say they’re gonna do something savage.
Another way of saying “You ain’t down” .

Friend: I’m about throw this pencil at the teacher!
You: You ain’t cut..

by SlydeXXX December 2, 2017

If she ain’t vipin’, we ain’t pipin’

If a woman isn’t wearing viper sunglasses, then we don’t have sex with her.

Man, does she have vipers on?
Nah, she doesn’t. Remember- if she ain’t vipin’, we ain’t pipin’

by GoopWoopthegenus May 26, 2021

The math ain’t mathing

When something doesn’t add up. Usually used in situations where you are a little bit skeptical.

When Tasha called out today she said she was sick. So why did Jane show me her Snapchat story and she is at six flags? The math ain’t mathing

by BussyPounder69 July 30, 2023