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These are considered the cheaper version of the already horrifically douche tee shirts made by Affliction. They are typically worn by 30 something males that want to appear tougher than they actually are. They believe it makes them seem more cutting edge and cooler than the average male. This guy is typically about 30, slightly balding, semi buff (but on the far side) living with several high school buddies and in a relatively dead end job. They may also be a small time drug dealer or bookie! They like to constantly relive the big "scores" of yesteryears and target chicks that are 20-22. Typical first names could be Chad, Chris, Tom, Eric, and Paul. Nicknames could include, Pipes, T-man, Pulli.
Hey man...Be careful tonight! That place will be filled with Knockoff Affliction Tee shirt wearing guys.
by Keeping it real 716 April 8, 2017
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Facebook affirmation

A posting on Facebook in which someone expresses an opinion about himself he doesn't really believe in order to get likes and positive comments to help him deal with his unhappiness.
"I am so tired of people saying I have to be in a relationship to be successful. I define my own success!"
"You go, dude!"
"What you say may be true, but it sounds like Facebook affirmation to me."
by Horsehide September 19, 2013
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affiliations

Writing for a large number o people.
I affiliations today
by That retarded person April 1, 2020
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affillyation

To be socially connected with a young mare.
Buford Tannem seemed to really relish dancing with Clara Clayton, but --- due to his being such a hostile jerk and his disparagingly referring to her as a juvenile female horse --- said pretty schoolteacher did not find said affillyation to be overly enjoyable herself.
by QuacksO April 7, 2021
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affirmation

“I have used my affirmation to make sure I passed my test which i did”
by i ship people July 8, 2022
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Affirmation

Yep. There it is. Affirm their fat cock lust and accept inferiority to the retard. Nope. You can go fuck yourself with all that. And you're perfectly fine with people being shallow and hedonistic as long as it isn't Hym.
Hym "See? There it is. Anything other than affirmation is unacceptable. See how YOU'LL do it too? The thing they're doing to you? Yeah sure. Ok. Here we go! You ready for it? You- Alright. THAT WHORE IS IN FACT NOT A WHORE AND THE RETARD ISN'T A RETARD! THEY ARE BOTH TOO GOOD FOR AND BETTER THAN ME RESPECTIVELY! CLEARLY IT IS I WHO IS NOTHING MORE THAN A LOWLY AND CONTEMPTIBLE CREATURE! BENEATH ALL WOMEN AND ALL RETARDS! I SHOULD HAVE SEEN IT EARLIER! BUT MY FEEBLE AND USLESS MIND IS TOO SLOW TO SEE MY OWN INFERIORITY TO ALL! SHE SHOULD BE FUCKING THE RETARD! EVERYONE SHOULD FUCK THE RETARD! AND WOMAN ARE RIGHT TO LOVE FAT COCKS. THEY SHOULD BE FUCKING ALL OF THE FAT COCKS EXCLUSIVELY! BOY OH BOY AM I INFERIOR TO ALL WOMEN! WOW! HONESTY! LIKE A RETARD PARROTING THE SEX OF A DIFFERENT RETARD HAVING SEX WITH THE EMPLOYEE OF A COMPANY THAT WAS BROUGHT THERE TO FUCK HIM (BOTH OF WHICH ARE BETTER THAN ME AND, THEREFORE, JUSTIFIED IN DOING WHATEVER THEY WANT) 'IT FEELS SO GOOD!!!' TO BE HONEST, I MEAN. FOR THE FIRST TIME! THIS ONE TRUTH HAS ELUDED ME FOR SO LONG! I'M FREE! I'M FINALLY FREE! MY SEEMINGLY SELF-EVIDENT INFERIORITY IS NOW APPARENT TO ME! I AND I ALONE SHOULD NOT BE FUCKING ANYONE INSTEAD OF A RETARD! I KNOW WHAT I'LL DO! I'LL JUST BRING ALL THE WOMEN I MEET TO THE RETARD! SEE IF I'M WORTHY OF THEM. AND IF NOT? 40 LASHES FOR HYM! SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER! I'LL TRY AGAIN WITH A DIFFERENT ONE, OPE? WHAT? HER TOO? THAT'S UNFORTUNATE. ALRIGHT! ANOTHER 40 LASHES FOR HYM."
by Hym Iam March 2, 2023
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Affliction

Passion or interest. Mostly used by older people when trying to avoid saying exactly what they mean.
Man1: What’d JuJu go to jail for?
Man2: He had an affliction for other peoples cars.
by JamesMadison1845 June 6, 2023
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