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4chan advice

the worst advice you can get in the world that is somehow worse than reddit advice, usually delivered by laughably unqualified people who think the are experts.

more often than not, the advice will only result in worsening the problem or even killing the person.
Person 1: man by balls hurt, i'm going to ask 4chan for advice

Person 2: nah bro go to the hospital, 4chan advice will probably tell you to shove a ghost pepper down your urethra
by TubssieJr November 6, 2021
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Blokes advice

A page where blokes can express them selves with what name to call there dog and beg for attention and to become sheep and buy the BA branded clothing
Charles went on blokes advice to get advice and attention only to be shut down with his terrible taste in beer
by Kangaroo rapist May 25, 2018
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advice

1- Shitty advice over the internet.

2- Other name for information, that you could've easily found on Google, but instead you had to post a question in a forum, to raise your post count, and with it, the size of your penis.

3- What people give to others, that don't know the meaning of "Google" or "search".

4- Shit.
1/2/3- Question: Could some one help me with this? How can I disable the thumbnails in Vista.

Reply: LOLZ! YOU WAT!/ TITS or GTFO/ Stop talking shit about my mom!/ I've slept with her, lol!/ etc...
(between other numerous replies, that only add to the repliers post count or shitty reputation, and don't actually give an answer to the question)

4- Stop taking advices!!!
by TropX October 11, 2009
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advice

"Dude, got any advice for me?" "Hey let's go outside and advise"
by justaddinmy2cents October 10, 2005
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crab advice

Read the first entry for crab bucket and you will find what is meant here.

This is usually somebody that is close to you that gives it; they exploit your trust. It is when somebody tries giving you advice that, either directly or indirectly, is meant to influence you to make a decision that ultimately affects you negatively. This is done by telling you that your job that affords you a better lifestyle than they have/had at that age is a bad idea, trying to convince you that you are stupid when in reality your intelligence and potential are much higher than theirs, telling you that the potential mate you can obtain that is better than they can get is a long list of negative things, etc.

Unfortunately, this tends to work, because most people would never suspect that somebody close to them would give them such selfish and malevolent advice. Hell, most people don't even know what "crab mentality" really is. Another unfortunate thing, is that even if you know beyond any reasonable doubt what the ulterior motive is, especially if people victimize themselves when confronted with something like this, good luck trying to convince anybody of it.

Please use even a bit of critical thinking when it comes to the things that people say to influence you, even if it seems like it is in your best interest; ESPECIALLY if they try persistently. :)
My mom and dad think it is a bad idea for me to be a bartender. Apparently, they think that slaving away twice as many hours a week earning minimum wage is going to allow me to get a higher GPA. I think it is just BS, and more crab advice from my parents, who suck at life.
by asked_jeeves September 2, 2010
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advicenators

A place where bannings and suspensions are handed out in exchange for humor.
L2 MOD: Assuager, you've been banned for calling this girl an idiot when she asked about the pull out method.

Assuager: So?

L2 MOD: SO I'M BANNING YOU TO 2014 BITCH! ADVICENATORS CAN'T HANDLE YOUR GODLINESS!
by Mr. Anson January 21, 2008
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sympathetic advice

Advice given by someone who is either gay, or metro - which later results in becoming gay.
Elton John gave me some good sympathetic advice.
by Some1jlkkhds January 26, 2007
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