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adoption vibes

by your great grandpa March 28, 2022
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Adoptionizing

When u put your good for nothing useless child up for adoption or simply drop them on the front doorstep of the orphanage.
Dude 1: hey man Kareem’s kid is pretty fucking useless

Dude 2: ik he should really look into adoptionizing
by Abdul Hasam April 10, 2023
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adoption nerd

When a popular girl in class finds herself a nerd to help her with class or homework.
"I'm really struggling with chemistry, maybe i should find myself an adoption nerd."
"Oh him? He is my adoption nerd to help me through some classes."
by Blasekiller February 1, 2024
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Adoption, adoptUtion, adoptioN

Adoption, adoptUtion, adoptioN
Adoption, adoptUtion, adoptioN
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 31, 2025
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Surprize Adoption

This is the act of shouting surprize right before you kidnap someone thus making the kidnaping legal in a court of law.
Surprize Adoption Scenario1: *guy kidnaps girl*

Girl: HELP!!!

*guy gets caught, is thrown in prison and gets raped for life*

Surprize Adoptin Scenario2: *guy shouts surprize before picking up girl unwillingly* Girl: I like surprizes!!!

*They all lived happily ever after*
by The Riktor Scale September 23, 2011
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ollie adoption day

ollie adoption day is the day my cat oliver got adopted, please make it a national holiday. August 3rd! Please make oliver famous he is really fat and cute:)
-GUYS GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS, IT IS OLLIE ADOPTION DAY
-HAPPY OLLIE ADOPTION DAY
by Slayqueen20205027 August 2, 2022
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Express adoption

Most of Batman‘s kids
Dick Grayson’s, Jason Todd’s, and Tim Drake’s adoptions we’re all express adoptions./Alfred call the guy.
by ThePandaRedd August 4, 2022
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