[Acute] [Marching] [Band] [Withdrawal]

Acute Marching Band Withdrawal is the influx of negative emotions that occurs directly or shortly thereafter the terminus of a marching band season. Coincides with having too much free time on weekends.

Bob: Pat, why are you so down?

Pat: Because marching band ended...I have Acute Marching Band Withdrawal

Bob: Shouldn't you be happy? You have free time, now.

Pat: But nobody talks to me during band class anymore, and I don't hang out with any of my friends

Bob: Quit your whining. At least you're better than the football team...

by Drew P. Weinerhofer November 30, 2013

Acute coniform stenosis (ACS)

The medical term for the narrowing of an arterial road by coning off all but one lane thus slowing traffic to a crawl. A serious and incurable paroxysmal condition frequently presenting on a Friday evening when we're all trying to get home from work in the rush hour. Symptoms usually involve the pointless deposition of cones earlier the same day by highway maintenance crews having absolutely no intention of carrying out their work until the following Monday. As the disease progresses it becomes clear that their aim is to cause maximum buggeration over the nation's hard-earned weekend break.

Frightfully sorry, old girl. Stuck in a jam. M25's gone down with a bad dose of Acute coniform stenosis (ACS) so won't be home 'till late. Have my slippers, paper and a nice fat spliff waiting by my chair. Top hole and tally ho, what!

by Patrick Staton, Guildford, UK May 7, 2011

AHD (Acute Heterosexuality Disorder)

A short-term condition in which a person is attracted to the opposite, which is fatal without treatment.

My dad caught AHD (Acute Heterosexuality Disorder) yesterday. He's in the hospital right now.
Oh god, that sounds awful. I hope he gets better.

by thatpersonchase October 27, 2020

Rapid Acute Onset Lead Poisoning

An extremely technical and euphemastic way of saying getting shot with a gun.

The man walking down the street alone at night in Chicago suddenly had a terrible case of Rapid Acute Onset Lead Poisoning and died right then and there.

by Robjef622 May 8, 2017

acution

Pronunciation: /əˈkjuʃən/
Definition:
1. The quality of acuity or acuteness.
2. The state of having an acuity or point.
3. The attribute of precision or exactness.
4. The characteristic of intense acuity.

Significance:
• It defines sharpness.
• It emphasizes precision and acuity.
• It identifies qualities of acute implements.
• It avoids ambiguous or irregular terms.
• It simplifies descriptions of acuity.
• It improves clarity in technical contexts.
• It replaces Scandinavian-Germanic, Non-American, foreign, and Anglo-Saxon terms, similar to "sharpness".
Singular noun: acution
Plural noun: acutions
Adjective: acute
Adverb: acutely
Past verb: acutized
Present simple verb: acutize, acutizes
Present continuous verb: acutizing

Examples:
• "Scalpels require high acution for surgery."
• "Coulters are tested for acution before vending
• "Arrowheads are designed with optimal acution."
• "Shaving razors advertise superior acution."
• "Serrated razors fail acution over time."

by Dmitrio October 6, 2025

Acute Toplessoma

:(Tahp-lis)

Medical condition of lack of, or in absence of, oral insertion of penis

“ This is one of the meanest, baddest conditions of Acute Toplessoma we’ve seen here “

by Topped Brent February 6, 2021

acute angle

someone who is not always right but with an obtuse person adds up to 180 degrees

You tried, at least, you're an acute angle ❤️

by obtuse231192 September 10, 2025