catholic accident

The child caboose in a (roman) catholic family, generally several to many older siblings, normally younger by as many as five years or more. Most know the Church is vehemently against abortion (duh), but it also highly disapproves of birth control, as well. This makes the likelihood of accidental / unplanned births among the most devout families almost an inevitability.

In the O'Callahan family of Medford, there are six children : Mary, Patrick, the identical twins Rory and Maile, Kathleen, and Kevin. Did I forget someone ? Oh, yes, a seventh - Edward, called Teddy by everyone else, although the twins jokingly refer to him as John Thomas behind his back as he is seven years (!) behind the next youngest sibling. Teddy is the caboose of the family, or more appropriately, the Catholic Accident, as his birth was something of a surprise (i.e., unplanned).

by Virgin Suicides April 17, 2017

Final destination accident

An bizarre accident; An accident that is so strange and that occurs under such unbelievable circumstances that it appears that the accident was straight out of Hollywood.

The guy's car was rear-ended and pushed into one of those car haulers - the chain securing the SUV on the top broke and it rolled off the hauler and landed in the back seat of the car crushing the chick in the back and the driver walked away without a scratch...

Wow! That was a real final destination accident.

by JimmyJay March 23, 2007

Accidental Dragon

when a woman is giving a blow job and suddenly laughs , casuing the semen to burst through her nostrils.

oh man, just as we were getting there, she laughed and ended up giving me an accidental dragon

by brandy montezz July 6, 2009

accidental pussy

having sex with someone new without ever intending to.

Aubrey: I tried calling you yesterday after work 3 times but you didn't answer.
Brad: Yea, sorry man, i dropped Jeremy off at home and then i got some accidental pussy from his roommate. It was some good hot pocket.

by Tricky77 September 8, 2012

Accidenting

The act of getting into an accident

"Mary, did you see those two cars accidenting?"

"Yes, I saw the whole thing!"
or
"Wonderful, the baby is Accidenting in his brand new pants!"

by TableFor6Please0814 September 21, 2016

milktruck accident

When a woman receives a such a large facial, it looks like a milktruck accident.

Didn't you see her after she was done with the gangbang, she looked like she had been in a milktruck accident.

by Hemphill Hellion October 17, 2013

'Accident'

n. A commonly used excuse with the intention of averting responsibility.

'accident'
Person 1: "I saw your hand down there and heard some noise, I call bullshit!"
Person 666: "It was merely an accident."
Person 1: "Oh, spare me your rhetoric, you know that your hand and arm didn't just magically spasm near my girlfriend's ass."

by (9+10)x2 = 42 | 42x10 = 420 November 7, 2016