Aardvark 

A politically correct word for calling someone a retard or retarded.

Why you being such an Aardvark.

Aardvark by Hardprtaardvark November 9, 2022

Aardvark 

Aardvark (slang) /ˈärdˌvärk/ noun:

1. A person who expresses strong dislike or opposition towards artificial intelligence-generated art.
2. An individual who habitually posts negative or provocative comments on social media pages dedicated to AI art, often with the intention of causing disruption or eliciting angry responses.
3. Someone perceived to emit an unpleasant or off-putting aura, particularly in the context of discussions about AI-generated artwork.

Etymology: Derived from the animal aardvark, humorously implying that such individuals possess qualities reminiscent of the creature's peculiar appearance or behavior.

"Don't engage with that aardvark in the comments section; they're just trying to start an argument about AI art again."

Aardvark by Ghetto Witch June 21, 2024

Aardvark Tits 

Tits that resemble an aardvarks snout

Long droopy boobs like an ant eater nose

Check out those aardvark tits

Aardvark Tits by Working Class Hero November 27, 2020

aardvark cum

coldest thing in the world.

there aint nothing colder than aardvark cum!

aardvark cum by minecraft129 May 27, 2012

Aardvark Cum

The deadliest, coldest, semen produced by a warm blooded mammal ever. According to Amir Blumenfeld from popular Youtube channel CollegeHumor, who popularized the term, "Aardvark cum will freeze yo ass, Aardvark cum is frigid gas" Which let's you know that you don't want to fuck around with Aardvarks.

"I need a jacket! It's like Aardvark cum up in this bitch"

Aardvark Cum by Tswizzie September 12, 2013

Aardvark of Silence 

The Aardvark of Silence is based on one of the Rorschach inkblot images and refers to any post made by a moderator on an internet forum which, while innocuous in content, is interpreted as insensitive, silencing, or mocking of a member or members.

The moderator has no idea when she has posted an Aardvark of Silence, because the Aardvark of Silence is a member's projection onto the hapless moderator her own inner fears and conflicts. There is no way to not post an Aardvark of Silence. The Aardvark of Silence is inevitable.

Member1: I'm feeling happy today.

Moderator: Yay!

Member2: WTF did you mean by that?

Moderator: Aardvark of Silence.

Aardvark of Silence by Dawn Coyote June 17, 2008

aardvark ass 

An ass that has been waxed clean of hair

That chick has aardvark ass.
She waxes her ass
Not even baby hairs on her ass

aardvark ass by uncle meatster December 15, 2013