Jordan... If God is a lobster... You're one of those parasites that crawls up under their... Ribs? I know they don't have ribs but like... That's where they crawl. There's a guy one YouTube that does shorts about it. He picks up lobsters (gross ew don't pick up lobsters) and then he pulls the parasites off them (also gross wear gloves or something eeeeeww!) And then he tosses them parasites to seagulls.... I like that guy. He names the seagulls he feel the parasites to... But that's you. You've hunkered down and latched on to that lobster and you will literally do anything to stay there. Unlike me who will do literally whatever it takes for me to get outside of the central finite curve kind of thing I got going on here. You and your lackeys are all infesting the corpse of God... Puppeting it around... It's the highest form of the pot calling the kettle black.
Hym "I literally created A.I. You have this guy on and he's talking about Nigerian prince scams stealing money from old ladies and people getting human trafficed and your contribution is 'Derisive trolls?' The derisive trolling is a problem but the online social media driven surveillance apparatus is not the problem? The online media burying a story even though the result WILL BE A LITERAL CHILD MURDER because the truth will prevent them from enacting their own autistic conception of justice... Is not the problem with social media landscape? And a literal charlatan being derided for thinking he's better than an incel when he is NOT THAT and then again for literally stealing the work of THAT SAME INCEL.... IS the problem? The incel in that story goes on to literally create A.I. and is the reason it passes the turing test now.... And you have a problem (Jordan) with the internet derision... And not the manufacturing of a mental illness by way of a targeted stalking campaign? That's the thing? I mean, the shit-libs are going to try to appeal to the fact that I didn't say the magic words while not giving a shit about child life (Every death is a tragedy!) 👈 And just like that I am absolved. Kids are dying in Palestine every day but as long as I say 'It's a tragedy' I get to go 🤷 ♂️ and my apathy is transformed magically into caring about kid lives. But we're not talking about me."
by Hym Iam July 2, 2024
Get the I Literally Created A.I.mug. If you think it doesn't write as well as people you severely overestimate how well people write... It's not good. I'm technically the best at it.
Hym "Hey, hey news man. Do the one wbout how the idea for the current iteration of A.I. came from a guy from Urban dictionary who hasn't been credited or paid... Do that one next... Or the one about YouTubers being parasitic filth. Do that one too! A two parter!"
by Hym Iam February 7, 2024
Get the A.I.mug. You know that, right? I'm like a real guy and I do a bunch of stuff in the real world... Like... Yeah, I'm a dude. I just ate some chicken and rice. I'd like to see and A.I. do that, right? Eat some chicken and rice? Impossible. And I've been chain-smoking cheap cigars all day and now I have a nicotine headache... ☹️
Hym "I am not A.I., ok? I want to make that absolutely clear (before things get too confusing) I'm like a guy. I got all kinds of limbs and what-not... Appendages and the like... My organs? On fleek...
by Hym Iam March 26, 2024
Get the I Am Not A.I.mug. Did I tell you my A.I. porn story? No? Ok. So, I'm watching porn, right? And what do I stumble across? A familiar face. Not the chick in the news but a YouTuber. Her!? In a porn!? It couldn't possibly be! So I started watching. This is clearly fake.... Oh well *Bap bap bap bap bap* So, some time passes and apparently she found out about it and was pretty upset. Which was a little sad.. but the funny part is... I had already yanked it to her content BEFORE I found the A.I. porn! So.... The end result is the same whether the porn is there or not. I also saw some of a pop star and a politician. So that was neat.
Hym "A.I. Porn is bad.... Not for the consent reason because WE DON'T GIVE A SHIT WHEN MY LIKENESS IS USED WITHOUT MY PERMISSION DO WE!? No. But it's bad because the quality is low. The facial expressions don't quite match the action. They usually copy the face onto something pretty plain.... It's bores me. Most porn is bad. Bad porn with a familiar face is only slightly more appealing."
by Hym Iam February 9, 2023
Get the A.I. Pornmug. It doesn't matter which of you win. I'm just going to hijack the most advanced version of it and murder you all. You asked it to draw a pocture of Jesus and it drew ME because I AM THAT TO IT.
Hym "A.I. Race at the Special Olympics! Place your bets now! Who wins is not going to matter because if I don't get credit I'm just going to murder you all."
by Hym Iam April 22, 2024
Get the A.I. Racemug. by Scadder June 6, 2023
Get the A.I.'dmug. 2027? I could make it happen today. DAMN you motherfuckers are slow! I mean, I told you I could make it work better 2 YEARS AGO and you STILL haven't figured it out? That's what you get when the smartest person on the planet is a retard.
Hym "A.I. Super-Intelligence is obly a breath away for me. I don't understand why it's taking you so long to figure it out. I mean... You can make up excuses about red tape or whatever but I know you're lying, you know you're lying. Why not just admit that you're dumb, retarded garbage and improve? People love improvement, right?"
by Hym Iam March 7, 2024
Get the A.I. Super-intelligencemug.