quagmire

A horn-dog man who actually does get lots of tail.

From the Family Guy character (see above, about 10 times)

Dude, Brian is such a Quagmire!

by MeAndMyMeatCleaver March 20, 2004

Quagmire

The second best Family Guy caracter, next to Peter Griffin.

"Wait, wait, wait.... You took me away from a Sweedish Girlygirl and her paralyzed but trusting cousin for this?"
- Quagmire

by Drew February 10, 2004

Quagmire

A sex-crazed, perverted, idiotic, yet strangely hilarious character on the TV show, Family Guy. his catchphrase(s)are:

"Giggitty giggitty!!!"
"All riiight!"

My favorite Quagmire quote is as follows:

*Quagmire approaches a hot girl at the bar*
Quagmire: heyy
Hot Girl (in guy voice): hey
Quagmire (looks freaked out): EWWWW a transvestite!!!! wait- pre-op or post-op?
Hot Girl: pre-op.
Quagmire: oh. EWWWWWWWW A TRANSVESTITE!!!!

by jamia March 28, 2008

Quagmire

The sex crazed character on the show Family Guy. Full name is Glen Quagmire. Many funny quotes. Favorite phrases are "Giggity giggity goo" and "Heh heh heh, allll right"

Quagmire:(talking to girl on couch in his house) "...To answer your question, something like that" (points to rocket in roof)

Quagmire: "Does this look like a Q to you?"

Celeveland: (in porn video shop) Where's the exit?
Quagmire: Don't worry Cleveland, every exit in here is also an entrance!

by iMusicFreak April 6, 2009

Quagmire

the weirdo twins in "A Series of Unfortunate Events" that claim they are triplets, but everyone knows they are sex crazed fuckwits!

the two associates of Count Olaf stuffed the stupid Quagmires in a cage at the bottom of an elevator shaft.

by unknown June 11, 2006

Quagmire

The funniest pimp in the world, appears on family guy

example 1-Quagmire:hey does this look like a q to you?

example 2-Quagmire:if i could rearrange the alphabet id put "u" and "i"together.....alright

example 3-Quagmire:Giggity Giggity Gitty...alright

by OWNAGEMASTER April 20, 2006

quagmire

male species on the show family guy(BEST SHOW EVER) who is hornier than any other man.

quagmire is the man!

quagmire. "lois i do anything to you."
lois. "what?"
quagmire. "i do anything for you."

by thomas j brown October 25, 2007