gummer hummer

a blowjob with no teeth

I had a one night stand w1ith a gummer hummer last night.

by emmysassypants July 26, 2017

gummer squaw

A gummer squaw is something you find on or near the rez (Indian reservation). It is a dried up old nasty broad with missing teeth from drugs, old age or domestic violence from a life time of several different bucks. Usually get taken home only after last call, but before the lights come back in.

"Hey Jonas, let go up to the Red Pony, get all fucked up and smoke some penners. There's usually a couple old gummer squaws hangin around up der!"

by Whiskey drinker April 22, 2017

Dusty gummer

When you’re giving a girl a rim job and she farts in your face.

Billy was giving Jenny a rim job and she gave him a dusty gummer. Some dentists use compressed air Jenny does too

by 5twosstillmaketen February 2, 2020

Cum-gummer

The action of popping the mouth with a load of cum dripping from your bottom lip resembling that of a toddler chewing on a binky.

Only to be used by extremely hot, petite women.

The porn star has gained the skill of an expert cum-gummer.

by The Amazing Spade December 31, 2008

Gammy gummer

An old women without teeth that enjoys performing oral sex on younger men.

I hooked up with this 68 year old women last night. That gammy gummer can suck a mean DICK!!!

by Word-slinger_9000!! March 23, 2017

midnight gummer

When someone with no teeth (usually old ladies, or people from lehighton) give a blow job

boy: hey gramma wanna give me a midnight gummer

Granny Smith: sure

by Matt10796 July 3, 2011

the rubber gummer

the rubber gummer is oral sex performed with a condom on, usually to avoid std's

keith got the rubber gummer to avoid a std, thank god for condoms.

the rubber gummer is usually performed by girl with rotten jibs!! or a gap between her two front teeth so big that you could park a transport truck sideways.

by honkytonk23 January 25, 2011