otter with a dark side

Luz.
Luz is an otter with a dark side.
(The Owl House go watch it its very g a y)

Luz: What should I wear to Grom? This one says "witch with a dark side." And this one says "I'm an otter! With a dark side"
and then she does an uwu but thats besides the point
she ends up wearing a tux and a tutu and it makes me go BI BI BI

Otter with a dark side

by Garnet go brr August 30, 2020

A Dark Side of the Moon

A drink composed of Jagermeister and Mexican coke. Can be deadly. Usually imbibed when drinker is feeling depressed.

Homage to the Pink Floyd album.

Brian: You're going to get Brain Damage from drinking A Dark Side of the Moon.
Madeleine: I don't care. I'm just trying to tick away the moments that make up a dull, depressing day.
Brian: Aw, Speak To Me.

by theoldguard_ February 20, 2013

can't hit the broad side of a barn

To have very poor aim. This hyperbolic term is usually used to denote poor marksmanship or to have very poor aim in certain activities that involve throwing something(such as certain sports).

1. While we were out hunting, Mitch was a very poor shot and couldn't even hit the broad side of a barn, and so when he ran out of ammo, he ultimately got Roy Horn'ed by the deer he kept trying to shoot dead.

2. Damn, Mark is such a mark-ass pitcher! He can't even hit the broad side of a barn, let alone strike anyone out. His pitches make even Rafael Palmeiro's erectile dysfunction reach out for a glorious grand slam!





Mark H. On Urban Dictionary since February 2004.

by Mark H March 1, 2005

Losing side of a threesome

When you watch some dude blow his load all over your girl, she goes to the bathroom to clean up, and you look down at yourself getting smaller and realize that just like that, playtime's over.

No one wants to be on the losing side of a threesome.

by Jim Moran August 31, 2017

can't hit the broad side of a barn

You fuckin missed man.

Damn homie, u ain't funna hit da broad side of da barn

by tombo May 13, 2005

Wrong side of a Twisted Tea

The act of hitting a person with an object. Whooping someones ass. Beating a person up with an unsual object.

You are going to find yourself on the wrong side of a twisted tea in a minute.

by Demon1337 January 1, 2021

Cooler Than The Other Side of a Pillow

A phrase used to imply that someone is really cool, awesome, and amazing. This person is pro at life. He/She usually has a long list of talents, but is often known for one specifically. When a person uses this phrase to describe themself, they are a fag.

This phrase stems from the fact that on hot summer nights, people often flip their pillow over on to the other side because it is cooler since their body heat has not worn off onto that side.

Kyle got lucky and swished a shot from half court and /thought/ he was cooler than the other side of a pillow. Shawn however drains half court shots constantly and we all knew that it was Shawn who was really cooler than the other side of a pillow.

(I have written more definitions under the name "I listen to Indie Music")

by Carrera's Wedge March 30, 2007