Pullin a Matt Jones

To like your own comment on Facebook.

I am pullin a Matt Jones and like my own comment.

by DMSDad July 17, 2011

Doing a Matt

When you are out of your depth on a course and dont want to make yourself look a bigger cunt than you already are so you make an excuse to leave, like a dusty carpet or a dirty bathroom.

He's doing a Matt.
Leave that cunt to it he's doing a Matt.
Cheeky cunts just done a matt

by Whizzeranchips October 13, 2019

pull a mateo

to flip someone off with the middle finger

He will pull a mateo if he gets fired.

by themateo March 25, 2008

douche-a-matic

Being a douche bag automatically or without trying.

Having no control of being a douche bag it just comes automatically or naturally.

You're a douche-a-matic!

by Imstillprettybitch December 7, 2015

Pulling a Matt

Pulling a Matt is when you are the creepy one in the group. Generally stay in the corner of any room and maintain eye contact at inappropriate times. Commonly referred to as “doing the face”.

Look at that creepy guy in the corner, he’s pulling a Matt and doing the face!

by Steve Luctual November 14, 2019

to pull a Matt S

To get really drunk and then start having sex with a girl, and then pass out while in the act of having sex with said girl and roll onto the floor and consequently have all your friends make fun of you.

I got so drunk last night, and I think I remember hooking up with some girl but I think I pulled a Matt because I woke up naked, facedown on the floor.

by Stephen H April 27, 2005

Ur Mistress A Mattress

The worst insult that can possibly be created in the universe. Stronger than Ur Granny Tranny and Ur Sister my mister

Greg: Ur mom gay
John: ur Father lesbian
Greg: ur granny tranny
John: Ur Mistress A Mattress

Greg dies instantly when he realises he is adopted by a mattress. Whatever he knew was a lie.

by SucidalThoughts May 29, 2018