bake a cake

Snorting chop coke will cause you to sound and feel like you baked a cake in your nose

You look and sound like shit...what did you bake a cake last night?

by Dr. Sueme June 16, 2013

baking a cake

the act of masterbation

"the phone rung so many times, but i couldn't answer i was in the middle of baking a cake."

by gene-v February 6, 2009

baking a cake

Referring to a yeast infection.

I have to go to the gyno I am baking a cake down there.

by Matty010 October 16, 2005

baking a cake

when you sweet talk a girl so bad you might as well bake her a cake

Bill: hey whats up with Andre he hasn't texted me back
Fred : yeah i heard he is trying to get pics from Sarah so he's baking a cake

by sexysexualsex November 29, 2011

Baking a cake

you pour flour into your asshole and mix it around and wait for it to get all hot then you fart into some ones mouth with all the flour going into their mouth and they swallow it

I was baking a cake into your mouth earlier

by Rofl my waffles May 11, 2009

You look like a cake

The person (name caller) is saying you look superhigh. Can be used to warn a friend in class, without getting the attention of others.

(Guy one) "Hey man you okay, you look like a cake."
(Guy two) "Yeeahh, the party was pretty crazy."

by Zucky bread October 1, 2019

bake a cake

get a woodie

someone could 'bake your cake'

do you wanna bake cakes?

by James March 29, 2005