Zump

Its like a bump, but instead of that classic Colombian bam bam, its done with the powder from a ZYN.

I asked Joe if he wanted a ZYN and he said, "Nah, daddy need a ZUMP".

"Joe leaned over the workbench, lined it up, and took a ZUMP like it was second nature"

by Joeranglee March 9, 2026

Zamphir

Noun; to fart with so much force it sounds like a pan flute. Pronouns- Morning Zamphir, Evening Zamphir. To note: never trust a Day Zamphir.

I was in the prison jail and some "popular guy" next to me let out a Zamphir.

by Idahospud75 December 3, 2025

Zumpkin

When you have your fingers\toes sucked while your taking a shit.

“You man did you hear my boy Zayne got a zumpkin last night! Shits crazy, that’s his 4th one this week!”

by Jakebarrett42 January 15, 2026

zam zump

A morning dookie that may, or may not, have taken place prior to the subsequent lavatory occupancy by a counterpart or peer.

I mighta cut one, but I ain't take no zam zump!

by Henri Zumplington October 4, 2010