zookkake

An event where many animals ejaculate on a woman's face.

That bitch is drenched in dog cum from the zookkake.

by Shawn McNasty May 1, 2007

Zooshie

A child that is obsessed with geometry dash and minecraft speedrunning

Oh hey, have you seen that person over there?

Yeah, I have. They're listening to geometry dash music. They're definitely a Zooshie

by Mentally ill comedian October 5, 2021

I could be a zookeeper, but I'm not...

Phrase said as response when someone says something ridiculously pointless and lame that no one could possibly ever give a shit about.

Man 1: I wish Nickelback would come to Tuscon on their tour!
Man 2: I could be a zookeeper, but I'm not...

by Ditno September 26, 2011

Zoosexual

A word used by animal rapists trying to normalize raping animals. If you want to fuck animals you should be shot like them.

Hey dude, I should kill myself because I am Zoosexual!

by Big Willie III October 20, 2021

zoosexuality

The sexual orientation towards non-human animals.

James Smith has zoosexuality.

by ZooUnity September 5, 2009

Zoosexual

A way for perverts to justify mistreating animals

You aren't a "Zoosexual", you're an abuser of animals

by queen_azure August 25, 2017

zooky zooky

totally cool, amazing or good.

dood, look at the boy over there he's totally zooky zooky!

by mcammi March 29, 2008