Zilloaf

To spend one's time idly browsing Zillow as a means of avoiding more pressing or productive tasks or responsibilities.

Zilloafing is a form of procrastination.

This neologism is a portmanteau of the words Zillow, a popular real estate listing database, and loaf, a term for idling one's time away.

Zilloafing is closely related to the practice of redditation.

Jay was fired from his job for spending too much time Zilloafing instead of filing the TPS reports in a timely manner.

by himynameisjay August 14, 2016

Zillow porn

When search Zillow and fantasize about homes you will never be able to afford.

I caught Jeremy looking at Zillow porn again, poor guy will never be able to afford a home like that.

by Hamper Hunter September 2, 2022

ZILLAMODE

A mode in Halo matchmaking made for ass kissing douche bags.

Yo! We should totally play some ZILLAMODE on Halo: Reach tonight. *pops collar*

We should totes do that, broski ZILLAMODE it is!

by thecaak December 8, 2010

dong-zilla

a guy with a big-ass dick; also known as King Dong

Dong-zilla in tha heezy fo sheezy!

by Bobby Boy June 12, 2003

Zillionaire

One who holds at least one million Zimbabwe dollars, but is still very poor by nearly all standards

Harare is full of Zillionaires, but they are threatened with starvation.

by Swifft March 29, 2009

Zillion

A Person whom is usually the favorite. He wins a lot of awards and he loves video games and sports. He usually is pretty tall. Everyone wishes they could be him or be with him.

Zillion won the class favorite award yesterday and is going to be in the yearbook.

by Hello37 June 17, 2017

Zillowboarding

The practice of listing one's home for sale at the ridiculously high price provided by an online property valuation service that frequently grossly overvalues real estate, surfing for an unsuspecting buyer.

I told that Realtor if they can find someone stupid enough to pay me my Zestimate, that I would be crazy not to take their money. Besides, zillowboarding doesn't cost me anything, so why not.

by dwnj1y2n5 December 9, 2018