zoltam

the act of watching dude wheres my car so much, that you change your name to zoltan. You'll live your whole life as zoltan until you watch dude where's my car again with subtitles and realize his name is really zoltam.

Matt: Hey Cash, guess what I did?
Cash: What did you do you flomper?
Matt: Call me Zoltan!!
Cash: It's really Zoltam.
Matt: dammmmmn.

by Lance Man January 13, 2008

Zoltan

A gay music teacher who likes the spank students for fun

“Hey that new teacher kinda seems like a Zoltan, we should stay away from him!”

by Dabmakeyourlifefab November 29, 2018

zoltan

straight, really cool, ballin

-Andrew is a little bitch
-I know seriously, fool can't get a girl
-Actually I think hes gay
-Oh....zoltan...

by ballllller January 4, 2009

zoltan

an act, story, gesture that is deemed uncool. Also, a tally of said acts, stories, gestures. If one person recieves five in 24 hours, they must go home, no matter where they are.

"So I went down to the store, and tooootally bought 2 gallons of milk. That's so much milk, right?"
"Dude, zoltan. That's five, you have to go home."
"But we're on a bus!"
"Doesn't matter, get off, and go home"

by Kyle Doeden October 4, 2006

zoltan gera

one of the best wingers in the country. easily the best ukrinian player alive (well, they don't really have many good players) and he plays for the mighty west bromwich albion!!

gera! gera! gera!

gera = world class (a bit)

by number 1 wee haggis by the way April 2, 2005

bartosz zoltak

he likes to fuk grey ppl and rams a small penis man called kacper ptak

bartosz zoltak rammed kacpers tight butthole and drank his tit milk

by hong kongnese faggot June 25, 2019

zolton

When you can feel the spark between 2 people but you aren't one of them.

omgg Brittney did u feel that zolton between Edward and Chloe!!!

by dani da g May 22, 2020