zapperona

The name of a person's character who is intelligent, beautiful, badass and doesn't give a fuck if someone is an asshole. You'll commonly see yourself falling for zapperona's all over the place, and the name can be shortened to Zap or Zappu.

User 1:"wow, that zapperona is a great person!"
User 2:"she/he/they are a great person, huh?"

by IcyCrimson January 16, 2019

Zapper

A morning beating off session due to waking up with a boner.

I cranked out a zapper this morning because I didn't want to waste a good morning chub.

by thegreatombino July 23, 2020

Zapper

A member of the Twitch Streamer "Zapynubs" chat.

"Hey guys! Did you catch the new Zapynubs stream today?" "I sure did! I am such a zapper!"

"Why doesn't Zapy let us call ourselves the zappers.. It's really depressing."

by FrozeniumZ December 31, 2021

Zapper

Slang term for the microwave.

When you want to cook a cheese quesadilla, just throw it in the zapper.

by TOXIKMETAL May 22, 2023

Zapper

when someone is more stunning than a stunner.

Beck: Oh my god this chick that I'm seeing is hot.
Chad: Bro is she a stunner?
Beck: Nah she's a Zapper

by cunninglingusqueen July 5, 2023

zapper

when you take a piss outside in the cold and blistering weather, then go back inside and ur penis hurts like hell

can also apply if u take a piss almost straight after drinking carbonated drinks

aw man i just had a zapper

by SebaliMotherTrucker November 3, 2023

Taint Zapper

An electrode consisting of at least two prongs, but usually more. Each prong is terminated with a conductive metal pin or socket used in aircraft harness connectors. With a voltage source connected all one has to do is touch prongs to taint area and an electric shock will be delivered.

Why aren't you walking properly?

Because I got hit with a handy taint zapper in my sleep, it really hurts.

by Nik Danger March 25, 2010