Perma-zit

A pimple that won't go away (i.e. permanent zit).

Johnny: "Dude, you still have that bump on your forehead. Better go get it checked out. You may be turning into a unicorn"

Tommy: "Naw man.. It's a Perma-zit"

by Micro penis January 5, 2011

shit-zit

When you deficate into your lover, partner or random drunk-hookup's mouth, then make them puff their cheeks out as you smash them together, exploding shit and saliva everywhere.

Man, I can't get the shit-zit stain out of my cardigan sweater!

by makibr June 1, 2007

zit lust

That sudden, uncontrollable urge to pop a zit, just to watch it ooze. A gross but all too common human phenomenon.

Looking at this nasty whitehead on my chin is giving me a serious case of zit lust.

by mcnz the great October 25, 2009

shit zit

An explosive bowel movement.

I heard you popping a major shit zit in there, man.

by Mike Goff June 11, 2006

zit-beard

The cluster formation of pimples -- both white/blackheads and reddish, burnt acne scars that cover the majority of the face in a beard-like pattern.

"woah, did you see T-bor's face yesterday? he must've been heavily into the chocolates and beer cause he's grown a total zit-beard"

by sniffyvon November 10, 2005

butt zits

The little, annoying flaws you find when you dig deeper into something that's beautiful on the surface... like a woman who looks gorgeous clothed, but has a pimply butt when you get her undressed.

OS X Leopard is beautiful on the surface, but it's still got a few butt zits to be sandpapered off in the next release.

by Craptologist January 12, 2008

tit zits

zits on a tit (a nasty turn-off, no matter how big the tit)

We all see Alicia's tit zits when she wears a bikini. She currently has no boyfriend.

by kickflipdude July 23, 2011