Fashawndah Uniqua Celeena Kwaylana Yulonda Jackson

(Fuh-shawn-duh Yoo-nee-kwuh Sel-e-nah Kway-lah-nuh Yoo-lon-duh Jacks-on)

The queen of all you muthafuckas that treat Urban Dictionary like some damn LinkedIn.com-type shit. Nobody gonna give a shit about how u got dis big dick or how much of a punk ass bitch fuck boy dis otha muthafucka is.

"yall muthafuckas need to stop sucking yo own dick and get an education and a damn job!! fo real!!"

~ Fashawndah Uniqua Celeena Kwaylana Yulonda Jackson

by TheTypoPoopcicle June 23, 2016

Yolanda

Yolanda is a Very sweet, gentle, awesome, beautiful hard working women and she never gives up she can be a great friend and trustworthy she also believes in god and virgin marry and Jesus.

“Yolanda you’re the best”

“Yolanda can I trust you” “yea”

by Aaron Medina muñoz February 22, 2020

Yolanda

A bitch who shoots people

Person: did u hear about that chick Yolanda?
Other person: no why?
Person: bro she shot someone!

by Ayemeh June 2, 2019

Yolanda Lopez

A hipanic chick that is a high intelligent women who is alittle to friendly yet somewhat scary for a man to understand.

Yolanda lopez is a brain drain chick.

by Death December 3, 2004

Yolanda Syndrome

A syndrome discovered by the upcoming artist "Yoyo Nosa" that is a life phenomenon of everything going wrong if it can. Carriers of the Yolanda syndrome often experience ungodly amounts of misfortune on a weekly basis. So much that they eventually come to terms with their misfortune and gain the power to foresee it.

My ice cream fell on a tar road before I could open my car door, I must be experiencing the Yolanda Syndrome.

Some crazy driver wrecked my car my first day on the road, this has to be the Yolanda syndrome!

Costco was giving out sample cookies but the man in front of me got the last one for the week, must be the Yolanda syndrome I've been having.

by Truedattruedat June 21, 2017

Yolanda

Spawns in churches.

You never see anyone named Yolanda as a kid, the only are in churches.

by Ibowluhater69 March 21, 2021

Yolandas

A term / song created by hip hop artist Ke Turner that describes fake people. It was inspired by the tragic story of the famous Tejano singer Selena Quintanilla whose life was cut short by a supposed "close friend" Yolanda Saldivar.

1.: a person who is not true, real, or genuine in friendship: COUNTERFEIT, SHAM
2.: a person that you should keep out of your circle at all times

Why is your friend acting jealous of you like that? Be careful, they might be a Yolanda.

I see you out here doing it big, watch out for them Yolanda types, aight?

Keep all Yolandas out your circle, we don't need that fake love.

by keepitabean February 2, 2021